Movie Mastery – Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
This movie is the worst. Not mentioned in the review but a running “gag” in the film is his neighbor’s kid keeps getting horribly mangled by things. This managed to […]
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Continuation – Afterthought 52
We talk about things that aren’t FATAL so hard, it’s crazy! Can you blame us? We just don’t want to talk about it anymore. Plus, your questions, answered at last.
In Theaters Now – Fifty Shades Darker
Quick warning on this one: If you don’t want to hear about emotionally abusive relationships or really terrible sex, give this one a pass.
Rambling Men – Afterthought 51
This is legitimately not a great episode if you like people that can stay on topic. Otherwise I think it’s one of our favorites.
Movie Mastery – Blood Punch (2014)
Think about the concept of Groundhog’s Day but it’s an action thriller movie. Got it? Ok, now instead of the super rad thing you imagined; think of the dullest version […]
Mea Culpa – Afterthought 50
Today we invite a guest on to tell us all about how Nephilim is apparently a pretty good game, and it’s Kalum, the host of The Rolistes Podcast. A native […]
In Theaters Now – xXx: Return of Xander Cage
When the world is in peril and all seems lost; there is only one man that the U.S. Government can turn to. Xander Cage and his power of sassy extreme […]
Mad MaXCrawl – Afterthought 49
People kept asking us what we thought the best way to adapt the XCrawl concept was. I think our title this week makes our opinion readily apparent.
Movie Mastery – Judge Dredd (1995)
A pretty horrible take on the property but it’s still probably better than the first two times they tried to make a Punisher movie. Also, for the mythology nerds out […]
Sick Bros – Afterthought 48
] I’m gonna be honest here, I was not well while recording this and I literally do not remember what pretense we used for the discussion portion. I think it […]
In Theaters Now – Assassin’s Creed
The Assassin’s Creed games are all about the epic struggle between two secret societies in a deadly struggle for the fate of mankind. The Assassin’s Creed movie is all about […]
Movie Mastery – Saving Christmas (2014)
Kirk Cameron takes some time off from his lucrative rap career to let everyone know what the holidays are really all about. Rampant, unbridled consumerism with a thin veneer of […]
Holidays – Afterthought 47
Happy Holidays from your friendly neighborhood System Masters. All that means is that the intro is holiday themed though, don’t you worry. It’s still us talking about Champions and listener […]
In Theaters Now – Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
Now our review of the latest installment in the Harry Potter world which also ends up being Jef ranting about how much he hates magic in Harry Potter. It’s a […]
With Special Guest James D’Amato – Afterthought 46
We’ve had him join us for questions and interviews before, but as long as we were visiting to be on his show, we figured “Why not bring him along for […]
Movie Mastery – Dragonlance: Dragons of Autumn Twlight (2008)
It’s Dungeon’s and Dragons but now it’s in cartoon form. No, not that terrible show from the 80’s. It’s the terrible movie from 2008. Be amazed as actual decent voice […]
Plot Armor – Afterthought 45
In these insane times, why not hearken back with us to a simpler day, when things weren’t just stupid every second, and there were good things to talk about and […]
Movie Mastery – Stealth (2005)
Three sassy, sexy Navy pilots that play by their own rules are tasked with hunting down an experimental jet powered by an AI that goes haywire and now it plays […]
The VVampire – Afterthought 44
Hey, hope you had a good Halloween! We made this instead of doing stuff. Because Halloween on a Monday should be against the law, and also we’re old. Vampire talk […]
Horrortoberfest Day 19 – Shin Godzilla (2016) (It’s a podcast)
Well, we tried, buit this is in no way a horror movie. It’s an interesting movie. It’s a cool movie. It definitely has a monster in it. But it’s not […]
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