Expounded Universe 113 – Crash Into Me
This book continues to baffle our wary expectations, as a chapter begins with a wordy explanation of how one of Lando’s dumb mining operations works and then ends about SOMETHING […]
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Expounded Universe 112 – Puny Jaw Power Body
We meet the villains! There’s two of these floaty dorks and boy oh boy do we have a big reveal about them. They’re gonna threaten Lando for a bit, and […]
Expounded Universe 111 – You Know, Forest Poles
So in this book, Jaina Solo is 36 years old. In case you were curious how far along in the timeline we’re dealing with, this one is set around roughly […]
Expounded Universe 42 – Hot Wet Tatooine Summer
So this chapter is about maps. It’s about maps and moisture farmers and Jawas and Tusken Raiders and a surprising amount of Norwegian Star Wars folks. Got Star Wars questions? […]
Expounded Universe 41 – The Make an Aqualish Foundation
A long long time after the cantina, on a planet far, far away from the cantina, a new story is unfolding. It’s the Dr. Evazan and Ponda Baba show, and […]
Expounded Universe 40 – BoShek Spaceman
Oh man, get ready for excitement folks, because today’s story is about a guy in the movie that kinda has a line, sort of! It’s BoShek, and is he a […]
Expounded Universe 39 – With Unlimited Salad and Breadsticks
Finally, we get to meet the hookah-smoking man. The mysterious figure that everyone knows to be scared of, the … dude who’s obsessed with soup. It’s the tale of Dannik […]
Expounded Universe 32 – Batman and Robbing
The meta-plots really start to thicken as we examine the tale of Muftak and Kabe, otherwise known as the Hairy Four-Eye and his good friend, the adorable little bat thing. […]
Expounded Universe 31 – Built Tonnika Tough
Jon’s pretty grumpy from the word go in the tale of the “Tonnika Twins” that contains less than 2% of the following ingredients: Tonnika Twins. Timothy Zahn weaves us one […]
Expounded Universe 30 – Greedo and Gallant
The sad tale of Greedo is such a comedy of terrible decisions and avoidable circumstance that the only thing it’s missing is a Ron Howard voiceover. We follow the suck-fingered […]
Expounded Universe 29 – And it Turned into a Ballroom Bith
The wheel begins spinning anew with the tales behind every dime store werewolf and devil mask seeking a drink and some shade in the famed Mos Eisley Cantina. Our anthology […]
Expounded Universe 28 – The Crystal Stop
The big wrap-up episode! We answer your questions about The Crystal Star (Obviously, we are the world established experts on the topic now), discuss the themes of the book, and […]
Expounded Universe 27 – And Then It Blew Up
The yawning conclusion of Crystal Star finally arrives! Thrill as dramatic tension moments rise unnoticed and are swept away within a paragraph to get to more hair compliments!Don’t forget, listeners! […]
Expounded Universe 26 – Mister Bumblesnuffle
In this chapter, something happens. Hey, don’t forget to actually hit us with Star Wars questions, as our wrap-up episode is coming soon. Got Star Wars questions? We’ve got answers. […]
Expounded Universe 25 – Unlimited Salad and Dogsticks
We’re building to a crescendo here, we just know it! This whole book definitely can’t go by with the most exciting action scene being Leia escaping from a tow truck, […]
Expounded Universe 24 – This Sun is a Mass of Ineffable Ass
Great news, Universeketeers (Expoundettes?)! This chapter contains the thrilling conclusion to both the kid-town frolics capers on Hethrir’s worldcraft AND the sudden and well-deserved removal of the Lelilah and Geyyahab […]
Expounded Universe 23 – Hey There Lelilah
The kids escape, Han fumes, and Lelilah descends into some sort of criminal underworld tantrum. It’s all coming to a head and we’re here to talk about it! Got Star […]
Expounded Universe 22 – His Name was Hethrir, He was a Dancer
Lelila and Geyyahab learn some big secrets, Han recovers after seeing a murder, and Luke fails to save the drama for his long-dead mama on today’s exciting episode of Expounded […]
Expounded Universe 21 – When Waru Still Crushin’ (Ithorians)
The Jedi children enjoy the literal fruits of their recent Proctor-bamboozling, Leia has a a wookie makeover party, and the Waru plot goopens, as the Bizarro Meatwad reveals his true […]
Expounded Universe 20 – Waru, Huh, Good God
We finally meet Waru, the big ball of oozing meat and gold that just loves to love! Waru is hosting some sort of seminar on castile soaps and healing seaweed […]
