Horrortoberfest ’18 Day 14 – Venom
While not fully a horror film, I’m still counting this as an entry for the years Horrortoberfest. There’s a weird monster that possesses someone and it eats people so, you […]
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Expounded Universe 57 – Kiss My Wookiee
And with hungry hearts, we close this chapter of Expounded Universe. Seriously, we must have been starving, this episode is pretty food heavy. The climax has come, and you know […]
Movie Mastery/Horrortoberfest ’18 Day 4 – The Unborn (2009)
Taking a quick detour from the 80s horror week so that Jef can, once again, miss out on good movies and watch some crap that can’t even be saved by […]
Expounded Universe 56 – The Jedi Knightfall Saga
The demipenultimate episode! Luke is missing! Teneniel is just working that dark side/light side divide! King Solo finally goes full Princess Bride! And most exciting of all, with two chapters […]
Expounded Universe 55 – Gethzerion and On and On
The story really heats up! There’s cool rancor fights and jedi battles and Gethzerion is super in play! But of course we find ways to keep making fun of it. […]
In Theaters Now – The Predator
Once again, an alien species of hunters comes to Earth but this time it’s not trophies that they’re after. Can our ragtag crew of soldiers with PTSD, a biologist, and […]
Expounded Universe 54 – The Nightwitches of Jacksonville
The story heats up as the team raids the prison! Will they find Gethzerion? Will they find love? Is Chewie gonna do anything this episode (spoiler: no).
Expounded Universe 53 – Star Eugenics Wars
The gang’s all together! And now they’re fighting! Like first graders! Let’s check in on proud naked Tenenniel, Isolder and Han splashing each other, and Luke afraid of cooties in […]
Movie Mastery – Moontrap: Target Earth (2017)
The movie cover shows giant fighting robots and the back promises a story of time travel and a dire rush to save the Earth. The movie delivers repeating exposition in […]
Expounded Universe 52 – Groove is in the Boob
We get to step in the wild head and untamed boobs of everyone’s new favorite force witch Tenenniel Djo today! There’s fights with Nightwitches, battles of wits (Han is terribly […]
Expounded Universe 51 – Divine Secrets of the Dark Side Sisterhood
Turns out this book can actually be pretty good when it’s not about the scintillating Han/Leia dynamic, so these two chapters, which don’t let the two of them anywhere near […]
In Theaters Now – Slender Man (2018)
A terrifying internet meme comes to life and turns out to basically be if The Ring was about incredibly annoying teenagers. Also, instead of being a creepy background figure, Slender […]
Expounded Universe 50 – The S is for Sucks
Han continues to be the absolutely worst, but at least he’s a handsome king now (thanks Threepio), and we finally encounter some hotnsexy rancors in today’s thrilling installment! Plus, Luke […]
Expounded Universe 49 – Drakmar Noir
We took a week off for GenCon but we’re back and the story just keeps getting weirder! We finally meet Ta’a Chume! We finally set down on Dathomir? And is […]
Movie Mastery – Crash & Burn (1990)
In the distant future of 2030, Earth is ravaged by the depletion of the ozone layer and one corporation holds power over everyone. Also, there are giant, sad-looking robots that […]
Expounded Universe 48 – Character Assassin’s Creed
Oh for the love of god Han, no. Stop. Everyone just stop. Chewie, obviously you’re cool, but the rest of you just cut it out. This is it, the moment […]
In Theaters Now – Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again
It’s time to revisit the magical island paradise where rich white people sing and dance their cares away while the local Greeks toil in the background. In this prequel/sequel mash-up […]
Expounded Universe 47 – Wookie Clicker
Finally things start to pick up steam as Han deploys his standard gambling skills, Leia ruffles his hair like an adorable dog, and Chewie just sorta checks out entirely.
Expounded Universe 46 – Isolder, Isoldhat
The novel begins to search for a groove as we settle in for some deeply bodice-ripping action-free times. Isolder used to be a pirate! Han and Leia have the worst […]
Movie Mastery – DOA: Dead or Alive (2006)
It’s a movie based on a video game that is pretty much only known for the fact that the boobs would jiggle. You can probably guess what the movie’s cinematography […]
