Yet more Vin Diesel action in this movie that is a culmination of what the series has done so far. Which is drive fast, blow stuff up, and have some […]
Vacation recaps! Settling if we’re too mean about LARPing. Questions from you! It’s an action packed adventure through wonderment and buffoonery!
Time to delve into the mysterious world of espionage carried out by incompetent, non-government agents-for-hire. Can Michael get the diamond before the super weapon is built? Can nepotism overcome how […]
Today’s episode: Season 2 – Episode 7: SuperDuckTales – Frozen Assets The scourge that is Fenton Crackshell won’t belay his bashing on our beleaguered brains. Blast it, he’s got me […]
Come fellows, it is the time of morphing! That’s what they always said, right? I’m not a 90s kid or whatever you needed to be to care about this.
So here’s an interesting first. The author of The Secret of Zir’an, Chris Hockabout, is a listener! So when we covered his book, he reached out to us. Thank goodness […]
This movie is the worst. Not mentioned in the review but a running “gag” in the film is his neighbor’s kid keeps getting horribly mangled by things. This managed to […]
We talk about things that aren’t FATAL so hard, it’s crazy! Can you blame us? We just don’t want to talk about it anymore. Plus, your questions, answered at last.
Quick warning on this one: If you don’t want to hear about emotionally abusive relationships or really terrible sex, give this one a pass.
This is legitimately not a great episode if you like people that can stay on topic. Otherwise I think it’s one of our favorites.
Think about the concept of Groundhog’s Day but it’s an action thriller movie. Got it? Ok, now instead of the super rad thing you imagined; think of the dullest version […]
Today we invite a guest on to tell us all about how Nephilim is apparently a pretty good game, and it’s Kalum, the host of The Rolistes Podcast. A native […]
When the world is in peril and all seems lost; there is only one man that the U.S. Government can turn to. Xander Cage and his power of sassy extreme […]
People kept asking us what we thought the best way to adapt the XCrawl concept was. I think our title this week makes our opinion readily apparent.
A pretty horrible take on the property but it’s still probably better than the first two times they tried to make a Punisher movie. Also, for the mythology nerds out […]
] I’m gonna be honest here, I was not well while recording this and I literally do not remember what pretense we used for the discussion portion. I think it […]
The Assassin’s Creed games are all about the epic struggle between two secret societies in a deadly struggle for the fate of mankind. The Assassin’s Creed movie is all about […]
Kirk Cameron takes some time off from his lucrative rap career to let everyone know what the holidays are really all about. Rampant, unbridled consumerism with a thin veneer of […]
Happy Holidays from your friendly neighborhood System Masters. All that means is that the intro is holiday themed though, don’t you worry. It’s still us talking about Champions and listener […]