Movie Mastery – Millionaire Dogs (1999)
Movie Mastery – Millionaire Dogs (1999) A German animated film about the dangers of wealth and the corruption of morality. Just kidding. Some dogs get a mansion and then do […]
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Movie Mastery – Sir Billi (2012)
Movie Mastery – Sir Billi (2012) The final film from beloved actor Sean Connery and the first feature length animated film from Scotland. It is also so bafflingly terrible that […]
Movie Mastery – Krull (1983)
Movie Mastery – Krull (1983) The cult classic fantasy/action/sci-fi film that that had some awesome ideas and also some poor execution. At least we get a young Liam Neeson that […]
Movie Mastery – Robin-B-Hood (2006)
Movie Mastery – Robin-B-Hood (2006) We take a look at a Jackie Chan movie that revolves around two professional thieves that become unlikely parents when they steal a baby. Hijinks […]
Movie Mastery – The Ice Pirates (1984)
Movie Mastery – The Ice Pirates A swashbuckling, fantasy, space opera, comedy that fails to effectively be any of those things. But hey, it’s got a young Ron Perlman and […]
Movie Mastery – Godzilla: Final Wars (2004)
Movie Mastery – Godzilla: Final Wars (2004) Godzilla runs a victory lap around all of his various kaiju nemeses in this 50th anniversary film. Plus some added in aliens, mutants, […]
Movie Mastery – Batman: Assault on Arkham (2014)
Movie Mastery – Assault on Arkham (2014) A Batman movie with almost no Batman. This is an animated Suicide Squad film based on the Arkham games where they got to […]
Movie Mastery – The Toy (1982)
Movie Mastery – The Toy I thought when we rolled into getting to watch a Richard Pryor film that it would be a nice treat. It was, sadly, not.
Movie Mastery – Bridge of Dragons (1999)
Movie Mastery – Bridge of Dragons Dolph Lundgren in a movie that tries to blend medieval fantasy with modern warfare and ends up being mostly back and forth shots of […]
Movie Mastery – Curse 2: The Bite
Curse 2: The Bite The old random number generator has really been punishing us the past few episodes and the hits just keep on comin. At least it isn’t Baby […]
Movie Mastery – Chuck Steel: Night of the Trampires (2018)
Movie Mastery – Chuck Steel: Night of the Trampires We look at a claymation satire of the 80’s cop films that manages to be mostly preachy about how therapy turns […]
Movie Mastery – Baby Ghost (1995)
Movie Mastery – Baby Ghost (1995) Martin Sheen has a little brother and he apparently was cursed by a witch to never be able to turn down a movie. And […]
Movie Mastery – Saved! (2004)
Movie Mastery – Saved! A movie that makes fun of the hypocrisy of the Christian faith’s message and the actions their followers take. Definitely not going to get in trouble […]
Movie Mastery – Halloween H20 (1998)
Movie Mastery – Halloween H20 I fucked up and made Jef watch a halfway decent movie from the Halloween series instead of one of the absolute trash ones that come […]
Movie Mastery – I, Frankenstein (2014)
Movie Mastery – I, Frankenstein A movie that takes itself far too seriously given that it is on the level of Underworld fan fiction. Maybe lean into the fact that […]
Movie Mastery – Aladdin (1990)
https://playlist.megaphone.fm?e=OSPN8040875389 The story of Aladdin as a musical brought to you by Disney. Not the animated classic, the live action one. No, not the new live action one, the one […]
Movie Mastery – Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1995)
It’s Horrortoberfest and that means I get to force Jef to watch a dumb horror movie and I timed this one to coincide with one of the worst franchise horror […]
Movie Mastery – An Extremely Goofy Movie (2000)
A sequel of sorts to the excellent A Goofy Movie, this film sees Max going off to college. This is such a big life change that the characters all seem […]
Movie Mastery – Barbarian Queen (1985)
Part of the larger “Roger Corman goes to Argentina” Cinematic Universe. Just be aware, this one has a lot of rape in it and is deeply uncomfortable to watch.
Movie Mastery – Bright (2017)
Netflix’s first attempt at making a blockbuster film is mostly fantasy racism and copaganda set in a world where they didn’t spend more than minute thinking about world building and […]
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