Horrortoberfest ’18 Day 1 – Chopping Mall (1986)
The grand return of Horrortoberfest starts with a classic shitty 80’s horror film that I had, up until this point, managed to somehow not see. The basic premise is that […]
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Movie Mastery – Moontrap: Target Earth (2017)
The movie cover shows giant fighting robots and the back promises a story of time travel and a dire rush to save the Earth. The movie delivers repeating exposition in […]
Movie Mastery – Crash & Burn (1990)
In the distant future of 2030, Earth is ravaged by the depletion of the ozone layer and one corporation holds power over everyone. Also, there are giant, sad-looking robots that […]
Scared Stiff – System Mastery 117
Today, we’re reviewing an earnest attempt to capture the very specific magic of the B-Movie. You know, so there’s gonna be like a ray gun that changes the frame so […]
Horrortoberfest Day 7 – Basket Case (1982)
Anytime something gets recommended to me as a “cult classic” I know that there are only two results that are going to occur. One, the movie is a weird independent […]
Horrortoberfest Day 6 – Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver (2011)
Ending fairy tale week, I decided to go out on the dumbest thing I could find since that’s how it started. The original Gingerdead Man starred Gary Busey. This one […]
Horrortoberfest Day 4 – Hansel & Gretel (2013)
Right off, let’s just go ahead and put to rest any confusion. This is not the Hansel and Gretel movie with Jeremy Renner where they hunt sexy witches. This is […]
Horrortoberfest Day 1 – Alice in Murderland (2010)
Fairy tale Horror week starts off with a whimper as we review a terrible student-film quality movie about a slasher at an Alice in Wonderland themed party. The premise of […]
