Movie Mastery – Miami Connection (1987)
A treasure previously lost was found once again by the Alamo Draft House. Now everyone can enjoy the earnest, goofy, terrible movie that is Miami Connection and the rockin’ yet […]
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Movie Mastery – The Lair of the White Worm
In a cult classic that has bigger star power than you might have assumed for such an incredibly stupid movie; we try to make sense of a snake vampire lady […]
Movie Mastery – Cherry 2000
In a future dystopia where relationships are no more than business contracts, one man has the romantic passion to fall in love with his sex robot. Now he has to […]
Movie Mastery – America 3000 (1986)
Neggy more must you wait for us to scan this hot plastic movie. It’s a new tomorrow and we are here to guide all you plugots and frals to a […]
Movie Mastery – Shock Treatment (1981)
The black hole of shitty musicals has yet to release us from its gravity well and has instead dragged special guest Claire down into the muck with us. This is […]
Movie Mastery – Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
Content Warning: David Lynch kinda went all in on the rape stuff in this movie. It’s just one more bit of awful in the sea of garbage that is this […]
Horrortoberfest Day 18 – Nightbreed (1990)
Nightbreed is one of those movies that has always been on the periphery of my interest. Probably because it was sold as more of a generic monster movie that didn’t […]
Horrortoberfest Day 7 – Basket Case (1982)
Anytime something gets recommended to me as a “cult classic” I know that there are only two results that are going to occur. One, the movie is a weird independent […]
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