Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 31 – Halloween Ends (2022)
This end to the current Halloween trilogy is still in theaters so I will say upfront that there will be pretty massive SPOILERS through this review. Now, finally, we can […]
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Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 30 – Halloween Kills (2021)
The requel from 2018 did so well both commercially and critically that they immediately decided to turn this new timeline into a trilogy. This middle child of the new Halloween […]
Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 29 – Halloween (2018)
It’s final timeline! Where H20 was a sequel to Halloween 2 and the Rob Zombie version was a full reboot of the series; the 2018 film is a sequel only […]
Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 28 – Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
A movie so bad that it ends up being in the running for worst entry in the Halloween franchise even though we already have the sloppy pile of garbage that […]
Movie Mastery – Halloween: H20 (1998)
I fucked up and made Jef watch a halfway decent movie from the Halloween series instead of one of the absolute trash ones that come before and after this one. […]
Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 26 – Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)
We have now come to the end of the first timeline in the Halloween series. There are a total of 4 different timelines for the series but I’m not looking […]
Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 25 – Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)
Yet more Michael Myers on the way with the 5th installment that ends up being a direct sequel to 4 in the same way that 2 was a direct sequel […]
Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 24 – Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)
After a brief flirtation with making the Halloween brand into horror anthology series with the “need to see it to believe it” third movie; Halloween 4: The Return of Michael […]
Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 23 – Halloween II (1981)
Time to cap off the Halloween season with a look at the Halloween franchise. While the original Halloween is an uncontested classic, I never felt like I needed to see […]
Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 22 – 1922 (2017)
I figured I would keep on going with Netflix based movie with years as the title and just happened to luck into this perfectly slotting in there. I didn’t intend […]
Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 21 – Fear Street Part Three: 1666 (2021)
Time to end this trilogy with a quick trip back into the past to find out exactly what happened with Sarah Fier all those years ago. This installment is actually […]
Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 20 – Fear Street Part Two: 1978 (2021)
We saw the Camp Nightwing killer in the first part of this trilogy looking like Baghead Jason and trying to kill Sam, Deena’s girlfriend. This time around, we get to […]
Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 19 – Fear Street Part One: 1994 (2021)
Break time from the major franchises this year but I’ll be back and looking at Halloween in a few days. In the mean time, I just can’t stop doing connected […]
Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 18 – Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)
The last of the Texas Chainsaw movies came out this year and I am blessedly free from the franchise after this one final review. This sequel reboots the rebooted reboot […]
Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 17 – Leatherface (2017)
Here we go. This is the prequel to the second reboot of the Texas Chainsaw timeline. While the previous prequel in the alternate timeline decided to only go back about […]
Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 16 – Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013)
After two films in the rebooted Hewitt Family continuity, Platinum Dunes sold the rights off because they clearly had no idea what they were doing. Then Lionsgate picked it up […]
Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 15 – The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
Time to go back to the past and find out exactly what it is that drove the Hewitt family to become the sadistic murderers we’ve seen. This is a prequel […]
Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 14 – The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
We are finally getting into the diverging timelines and reboots of this franchise with the 2003 re-imagining of the original film. It’s interesting to note that this is actually the […]
Movie Mastery – Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1995)
It’s Horrortoberfest and that means I get to force Jef to watch a dumb horror movie and I timed this one to coincide with one of the worst franchise horror […]
Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 12 – Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990)
Four years after the 2nd Chainsaw Massacre tried to take the franchise in a bold new direction, New Line Cinema got ahold of the rights. This movie has an actual […]
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