Movie Mastery – Bright (2017)
Netflix’s first attempt at making a blockbuster film is mostly fantasy racism and copaganda set in a world where they didn’t spend more than minute thinking about world building and […]
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Horrortoberfest ’21 Day 29 – The House With a Clock in Its Walls (2018)
This movie is an adaptation of the book with the same name extremely long name. I had never heard of the book when this came out a few years ago […]
System Mastery 210 – Amber Diceless
Oh geez, this one is gonna get us some letters. Lemme just warn you in advance if you’re as hot on this property as everyone on the internet seems to […]
System Mastery 189 – New Gods of Mankind
Now here’s some good old fashioned back to basics shit. Got to be, right? Name like that? Shirtless axe dude on the cover? Well, color us surprised because this thing […]
Movie Mastery – Eragon (2006)
When all the young adult novels were fighting to see who would come out on top, Eragon set itself apart by being written by a teen itself. A […]
Horrortoberfest ’20 Day 8 – Tigers Are Not Afraid (2017)
I wasn’t really sure what to expect going into today’s movie. Hell, even after seeing it, it remains hard for me to really put my thoughts into a coherent […]
SenZar – System Mastery 177
With 26 races, nearly 40 classes, giant complex martial arts systems and a battle world that has run amok for aeons aesthetic, where could SenZar possibly go wrong? It’s an […]
Movie Mastery – Winter’s Tale (2014)
What if stars are miracles left by people when they die and we wish on the love of those who have gone before with heaven’s wishing love miracle? What if […]
Quest of the Ancients – System Mastery 161
Have you missed the good old fashioned heartbreaker game paradigm? Well fret no longer friend, because this one has it all! Elves! Dwarves! Saracens for some reason! This reprint of […]
Of Gods and Men – System Mastery 146
Hey who wants an old-fashioned case of the Heartbreakers? Because that’s what we’ve got right here. And it’s a doozy! In that it’s one of those small-batch ones that you […]
In Theaters Now – Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
Return once more to the Wizarding World where we follow out hero Newt Scamander as he barely manages to be part of the plot that is happening around him. Everyone […]
Movie Mastery – In The Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2006)
At some point in time Uwe Boll watched The Lord of the Rings and thought to himself, “Hey, I could do that.” Using the barest connection to a video game […]
Legendary Lives – System Mastery 98
The countdown to episode 100 begins! This week, Legendary Lives. Just another heartbreaker you’ve never heard of? Maybe. Does it commit several of the weird sins of old game design? […]
In Theaters Now – Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
Now our review of the latest installment in the Harry Potter world which also ends up being Jef ranting about how much he hates magic in Harry Potter. It’s a […]
Movie Mastery – Dragonfyre (2013)
When orcs begin to invade our world, it’s up to the Poor Man’s Mark Wahlberg to stop them. He will be helped by a Porn Star in Spock Ears, a […]
Everway – System Mastery 72
What’s in this box? Who drew a big circle on the cover? What’s up with the grey swirly mist situation in the background? In Everway, players make characters by telling […]
Not Exactly 7th Sea – System Mastery 66
April Fools! This is really more about an hour of digressions. People keep asking what the point is, so here’s the point of that. Actually have you ever seen the […]
Stormbringer – System Mastery 38
Episode 38 – Stormbringer ELRIC! Thy book is a thousand times more execrable than thou! Though I have to admit I had this iconic piece of nerd power fantasy confused […]
Fantasy Imperium – System Mastery 34
SystemMastery 34 – Fantasy Imperium This game was surprisingly difficult to find art for. The cover is easy enough, since it’s got a famous story behind it, but apparently no […]
Horrortoberfest Fairy Tale Week – Final Thoughts
Netflix is currently not working for me right now, so I figured I’d give some last thoughts on the intersection of the horror genre and fairy tales. While several of […]
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