Expounded Universe 152 – LF1M Need Bioengineer
As the dread Captain Nym enters the story, we begin a short but fascinating era where this books is basically based on two video games at once! Our heroes leave […]
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Expounded Universe 151 – In & Out Borgles
The pieces of this obvious romance novel fall into place as Dusque and Tendau head to the hard zone moon of Rori to do some boots on the ground bio-engineering. […]
System Mastery 187 – Marvel Universe Roleplaying
Out of the four Marvel RPGs that have happened over the years, this is one of them. Specifically, the 2003 diceless one made, inexplicably, by Marvel Comics themselves? Anyhow, it’s […]
Movie Mastery – Cherry 2000
In a future dystopia where relationships are no more than business contracts, one man has the romantic passion to fall in love with his sex robot. Now he has to […]
Expounded Universe 150 – You Would Not Believe the Darktrin I Pull in this Jumpsuit
As the book progresses, it begins to dawn on us… oh no, this is self-insert fanfic! Help! It’s official but that’s what it is! We watch as Dusque is pulled […]
System Mastery 186 – Supermegatopia
There’s nothing quite so exciting to find as a unique blend RPG. Here we see a blend of comedy, furry stuff, light breast expansion and pregnancy fetishes, and superheroes. I […]
Horrortoberfest ’20 Day 31 – Hungerford (2014)
Hoooooly crap. You know, this year’s Horrortoberfest crop was actually pretty good, all things considered. However, we are going to bookend this year with another super low budget found […]
Horrortoberfest ’20 Day 30 – Assimilate (2019)
Only two reviews left to do and I think I’m going to go for a mini-theme for these last ones that is best summed up as “something is wrong […]
Movie Mastery – Bad Hair (2020)
A Horrortoberfest special with guest star Chanel from the Arms of the Tide podcast. Thankfully the episode isn’t just two white dudes talking about a very specifically Black woman issue […]
Horrortoberfest ’20 Day 28 – Siren (2016)
We’re ending Monster Week with a film that is based around a more classic monster than the ones I’ve reviewed this week. Although, technically, this isn’t strictly a movie […]
Expounded Universe 149 – She’s Not Like the Other Imps
A book set in the world created by an MMO licensed from movies, huh? Sure, why not? It’s Ruins of Dantooine, and while I’m sure ruins will turn up at […]
Horrortoberfest ’20 Day 27 – Digging Up the Marrow (2014)
There are plenty of “found footage” horror movies out there but I really like the way that this movie does the entire thing as a documentary. Not even like […]
Horrortoberfest ’20 Day 26 – The Rake (2018)
The Rake is a modern monster creation that stemmed from a 4chan thread about creating new monsters in much the same way that Slenderman came out of a Something […]
Horrortoberfest ’20 Day 25 – Splinter (2008)
You know, I’ve already done two The Thing adjacent movies for Monster Week so far. Might as well keep on going with that for just a little bit more with […]
Horrortoberfest ’20 Day 24 – The Thing (2011)
After comparing the effects in yesterday’s review of The Void to the original The Thing by John Carpenter, I remembered that I hadn’t yet watched the prequel that came out […]
Horrortoberfest ’20 Day 23 – The Void (2016)
I’m not generally the biggest fan of Lovecraftian horror but, having already seen an amazing adaptation of ol’ H.P.’s work this year, I figured I might as well give […]
Horrortoberfest ’20 Day 22 – The Monster (2016)
Monster Week continues with more very appropriately named movies. One of the things that I always like about monster movies in particular is trying to figure out what the […]
Horrortoberfest ’20 Day 21 – Book of Monsters (2018)
A new week and a new theme to go along with it. This time we are doing a week of monsters and creatures that stalk in the darkness. This […]
Horrortoberfest ’20 Day 20 – Warning: Do Not Play (2019)
For the last of the Tech Week horror movies, we jump back to Korea for a scary movie about trying to find a scary movie when you’re making a […]
System Mastery 185 – Teens In Space
Ween or Treatween! Wait, what? This game is new! How the heck did that happen? Well, Jef’s supply of alien books isn’t low, but neither of us wanted to read […]
