In Theaters Now – Crawl
A movie about alligators attacking during a hurricane is actually getting some pretty decent critical reviews. But can a well crafted horror movie penetrate Jef’s tough, scaly hatred for the […]
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Horrortoberfest ’18 Day 20 & 21: Piranha (1987) & Piranha (2010)
While not sharks, I’m including these movies in Shark Week because it’s still killer fish and both of the movies make several nods towards Jaws as well. I’ve yet to […]
Horrortoberfest ’18 Day 19 – Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
Time to dive once again into the churning waters of the Jaws series for the final installment. This is the one that is supposed to be the worst, according to […]
Horrortoberfest ’18 Day 18 – Deep Blue Sea (1999)
The urge to make the entirety of this review be the lyrics to LL Cool J’s end-of-movie rap “Deepest, Bluest (Shark’s Fin)” is almost overwhelming. Thankfully, I do still have […]
Horrortoberfest ’18 Day 17 – Jaws 3-D (1983)
The only thing that I knew going in about Jaws 3 was that it was originally in 3-D. That means I had the great pleasure of watching a movie that […]
Horrortoberfest ’18 Day 16 – Jaws 2 (1978)
The first Jaws was one of the first and select few horror movies to get actual critical acclaim and ushered in the idea of the summer blockbuster. It really is […]
Horrortoberfest 2014: Day 5 – Frogs (1972)
How did this happen? How have I found myself back again in the clutches of a shitty horror movie from the 70s? Hadn’t I learned my lesson from Barracuda? “But […]
Horrortoberfest 2014: Day 4 – Spiders (2013)
After yesterday’s 70’s snooze-fest (seriously what is with that decade and boring movies), I figured it was time to spice things up. We’re still dealing with animals killing people but […]
Horrortoberfest 2014: Day 2 – Blood Lake (2014)
I’m not entirely sure how Animal Planet managed to convince Shannen Doherty and Christopher Lloyd to be in their shitty made for TV movie about killer lampreys but, hey, here […]
Horrortoberfest 2014: Day 1 – Slugs (1987)
Time to start this Horrortoberfest off with an incredible slow, ridiculous bang. Slugs is one of those films where I can only imagine the reason the movie got made was […]
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