Give Us Some Money

Announcement Mastery

Through Announcement Mastery, we’ll read your ad or personal message (up to about two minutes in length) at the start of our biggest show System Mastery (you can specify any show you might prefer though)! After purchasing this, you’ll receive a form email from us in a few days with further instructions. We reserve the right to refuse any messaging we might deem offensive or hurtful.


Just give us a dollar

Did you like what you heard and you want to avoid Patreon? Here’s a button you can press that sends us a dollar (The dollar comes from your account. Sadly the technology that would allow for your clicking this button to simply magically create a dollar remains in beta).


Five dollars!

New! Send us five dollars! Why are you doing this? You know we’ll just waste it on food, rent, and roleplaying games, right? Go buy a Subway sandwich instead. What? You say they’re like nine dollars now, and they still just taste like Subway? Nevermind, give it to us.