Movie Mastery – The Scorpion King 5: Book of Souls (2018)
Technically we randomly rolled The Scorpion King as our movie this week. However, after seeing that a Scorpion King 5 existed; we simply needed to know what was going on […]
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In Theaters Now – Dark Phoenix
It’s time to review the final installment in the X-Men franchise under Fox. Is it going to be more of the same and end on a real wet fart of […]
Movie Mastery – The Crow (1994)
Were you a little gothy kid in the 90s? Then you don’t need us to tell you about this movie. Or, actually, you probably do because this one gets some […]
In Theaters Now – Pokemon: Detective Pikachu
We went to go see Detective Pikachu after I messed up and only put 3 options on the available poll for the month. Oh well, now you can learn all […]
Movie Mastery – Gravy (2015)
Three cannibals take a small restaurant hostage for their annual Halloween feast. But don’t worry, it’s light hearted and jokey. But don’t worry, it’s also incredibly gory. But don’t worry, […]
Movie Mastery – Spice World (1998)
It’s time to dive into the spicy world of girl power and see if somehow a movie based on and starring a band can in any way be good. Almost […]
Movie Mastery – The Item (1999)
Any time you find a movie that is written, directed by, and starring the same person you know it is either going to be a true masterpiece or a pile […]
In Theaters Now – Captain Marvel
It’s time to go back to the mid 90’s which means it’s right in our wheelhouse. Is this the feminist icon we’ve all been waiting for or have the SJWs […]
Movie Mastery – Hard Ticket to Hawaii
Some sort of agents of some sort of agency run around Hawaii shooting weird thugs and taking their tops off. Come for Jef’s ebullient love of good old fashioned boob […]
Movie Mastery – Jupiter Ascending (2015)
With a movie that was universally panned when it came out; will this turn out to be a sleeper of a hit? Or were the critics right and the whole […]
In Theaters Now – Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
You asked for it (like a month ago), you got it! We cover the animated sensation of the year. Nay! The decade! Does this new Spider-Man live up to the […]
Movie Mastery – Truth or Dare (2017)
This week’s review is a little different as we go off from the normal format and Jon picks the movie. It’s a film so insidious that it has haunted his […]
In Theaters Now – Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
Return once more to the Wizarding World where we follow out hero Newt Scamander as he barely manages to be part of the plot that is happening around him. Everyone […]
Movie Mastery – Down Periscope (1996)
Did Jef and Jon enjoy this movies subtle themes? Or did they find the entire thing to be sub par? One things for sure, watch this movie with sub-titles on. […]
Movie Mastery – Black Mountain Side (2014)
Back with one last stab at some horror before the last of October’s spookiness gives way to too much food and presents. This one has both of us in agreement […]
Horrortoberfest ’18 Day 31 – A Quiet Place (2018)
It’s officially Halloween, so I’m watching a movie that I’ve been wanting to see since I first heard about it. I love finding horror movies that have a unique or […]
Horrortoberfest ’18 Day 30 – Always Watching: A Marble Hornets Story (2015)
I was one of those people that watched the Marble Hornets YouTube series back when it first started up and got into the whole mystery and lore of it. Then […]
Horrortoberfest ’18 Day 29 – Living Dark: The Story of Ted the Caver (2013)
The original story of Ted the Caver is some seriously old school internet horror from way back in 2001 on an angelfire website. I can remember reading it back when […]
Horrortoberfest ’18 Day 28 – Charlie Charlie (2016)
Like pretty much every internet “challenge” the whole “Charlie, Charlie” thing had a super brief period of popularity, some news coverage, and then faded into memory. Someone out there decided […]
Horrortoberfest ’18 Day 26 – Tales from the Hood 2 (2018)
The original Tales from the Hood was over 20 years ago and is one that I’ve already reviewed and enjoyed. I was honestly surprised that they would make a sequel […]
