Movie Mastery – The Ice Pirates (1984)
Movie Mastery – The Ice Pirates A swashbuckling, fantasy, space opera, comedy that fails to effectively be any of those things. But hey, it’s got a young Ron Perlman and […]
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Movie Mastery – Godzilla: Final Wars (2004)
Movie Mastery – Godzilla: Final Wars (2004) Godzilla runs a victory lap around all of his various kaiju nemeses in this 50th anniversary film. Plus some added in aliens, mutants, […]
Movie Mastery – Batman: Assault on Arkham (2014)
Movie Mastery – Assault on Arkham (2014) A Batman movie with almost no Batman. This is an animated Suicide Squad film based on the Arkham games where they got to […]
Movie Mastery – The Toy (1982)
Movie Mastery – The Toy I thought when we rolled into getting to watch a Richard Pryor film that it would be a nice treat. It was, sadly, not.
Movie Mastery – Bridge of Dragons (1999)
Movie Mastery – Bridge of Dragons Dolph Lundgren in a movie that tries to blend medieval fantasy with modern warfare and ends up being mostly back and forth shots of […]
Movie Mastery – Curse 2: The Bite
Curse 2: The Bite The old random number generator has really been punishing us the past few episodes and the hits just keep on comin. At least it isn’t Baby […]
Movie Mastery – Chuck Steel: Night of the Trampires (2018)
Movie Mastery – Chuck Steel: Night of the Trampires We look at a claymation satire of the 80’s cop films that manages to be mostly preachy about how therapy turns […]
Movie Mastery – Baby Ghost (1995)
Movie Mastery – Baby Ghost (1995) Martin Sheen has a little brother and he apparently was cursed by a witch to never be able to turn down a movie. And […]
Movie Mastery – Saved! (2004)
Movie Mastery – Saved! A movie that makes fun of the hypocrisy of the Christian faith’s message and the actions their followers take. Definitely not going to get in trouble […]
Movie Mastery – Halloween H20 (1998)
Movie Mastery – Halloween H20 I fucked up and made Jef watch a halfway decent movie from the Halloween series instead of one of the absolute trash ones that come […]
Movie Mastery – I, Frankenstein (2014)
Movie Mastery – I, Frankenstein A movie that takes itself far too seriously given that it is on the level of Underworld fan fiction. Maybe lean into the fact that […]
Movie Mastery – Aladdin (1990)
https://playlist.megaphone.fm?e=OSPN8040875389 The story of Aladdin as a musical brought to you by Disney. Not the animated classic, the live action one. No, not the new live action one, the one […]
Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 31 – Halloween Ends (2022)
This end to the current Halloween trilogy is still in theaters so I will say upfront that there will be pretty massive SPOILERS through this review. Now, finally, we can […]
Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 30 – Halloween Kills (2021)
The requel from 2018 did so well both commercially and critically that they immediately decided to turn this new timeline into a trilogy. This middle child of the new Halloween […]
Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 29 – Halloween (2018)
It’s final timeline! Where H20 was a sequel to Halloween 2 and the Rob Zombie version was a full reboot of the series; the 2018 film is a sequel only […]
Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 28 – Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
A movie so bad that it ends up being in the running for worst entry in the Halloween franchise even though we already have the sloppy pile of garbage that […]
Movie Mastery – Halloween: H20 (1998)
I fucked up and made Jef watch a halfway decent movie from the Halloween series instead of one of the absolute trash ones that come before and after this one. […]
Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 26 – Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)
We have now come to the end of the first timeline in the Halloween series. There are a total of 4 different timelines for the series but I’m not looking […]
Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 25 – Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)
Yet more Michael Myers on the way with the 5th installment that ends up being a direct sequel to 4 in the same way that 2 was a direct sequel […]
Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 24 – Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)
After a brief flirtation with making the Halloween brand into horror anthology series with the “need to see it to believe it” third movie; Halloween 4: The Return of Michael […]
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