Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 31 – Halloween Ends (2022)
This end to the current Halloween trilogy is still in theaters so I will say upfront that there will be pretty massive SPOILERS through this review. Now, finally, we can […]
This end to the current Halloween trilogy is still in theaters so I will say upfront that there will be pretty massive SPOILERS through this review. Now, finally, we can […]
The requel from 2018 did so well both commercially and critically that they immediately decided to turn this new timeline into a trilogy. This middle child of the new Halloween […]
It’s final timeline! Where H20 was a sequel to Halloween 2 and the Rob Zombie version was a full reboot of the series; the 2018 film is a sequel only […]
A movie so bad that it ends up being in the running for worst entry in the Halloween franchise even though we already have the sloppy pile of garbage that […]
I fucked up and made Jef watch a halfway decent movie from the Halloween series instead of one of the absolute trash ones that come before and after this one. […]
We have now come to the end of the first timeline in the Halloween series. There are a total of 4 different timelines for the series but I’m not looking […]
Yet more Michael Myers on the way with the 5th installment that ends up being a direct sequel to 4 in the same way that 2 was a direct sequel […]
After a brief flirtation with making the Halloween brand into horror anthology series with the “need to see it to believe it” third movie; Halloween 4: The Return of Michael […]
Time to cap off the Halloween season with a look at the Halloween franchise. While the original Halloween is an uncontested classic, I never felt like I needed to see […]
The last of the Texas Chainsaw movies came out this year and I am blessedly free from the franchise after this one final review. This sequel reboots the rebooted reboot […]
Here we go. This is the prequel to the second reboot of the Texas Chainsaw timeline. While the previous prequel in the alternate timeline decided to only go back about […]
After two films in the rebooted Hewitt Family continuity, Platinum Dunes sold the rights off because they clearly had no idea what they were doing. Then Lionsgate picked it up […]
Time to go back to the past and find out exactly what it is that drove the Hewitt family to become the sadistic murderers we’ve seen. This is a prequel […]
We are finally getting into the diverging timelines and reboots of this franchise with the 2003 re-imagining of the original film. It’s interesting to note that this is actually the […]
It’s Horrortoberfest and that means I get to force Jef to watch a dumb horror movie and I timed this one to coincide with one of the worst franchise horror […]
Four years after the 2nd Chainsaw Massacre tried to take the franchise in a bold new direction, New Line Cinema got ahold of the rights. This movie has an actual […]
Time to get back into the franchise mines and keep digging up sequels that I never watched. I’m one of the few horror fans I know that never particularly liked […]
This is it. The Final Friday. At least for me. After this there would also be Jason X, Freddy vs. Jason, and the Friday the 13th reboot. I have seen […]
Since I’ve already reviewed Part 7 of the series in HOLY SHIT 2014? Goddamn, how long have I been doing these reviews? Anyway, Jason fights the generic off brand version […]
Aw, hell yeah. The unstoppable, undead murder machine finally arrives in all his gory glory. After everyone unsurprisingly hated the previous film’s attempt at passing the mask to someone new […]