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Movie Mastery – Saved! (2004)

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Movie Mastery – Saved! A movie that makes fun of the hypocrisy of the Christian faith’s message and the actions their followers take. Definitely not going to get in trouble […]

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DragonRaid – System Mastery 170

March 24, 2020by systemmastery 2 Comments

Someone tweeted about this, someone else linked it to us, and now we’ve reviewed it.  The DragonRaid Adventure Learning System:  A Roleplaying Game for Courageous Christians.  It’s probably safest to […]

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Movie Mastery – Mazes & Monsters (1982)

May 5, 2016by systemmastery 2 Comments

Dare ye enter the magical realm of what filmmakers in the early 80s thought RPGs looked like?  It’s a terrifying world of whiny yuppie children and blaming mental illness on […]

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Movie Mastery – The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990)

April 21, 2016by systemmastery 4 Comments

Old Mother Hubbard, lived in a cupboard, thrilled that she didn’t own a TV and was at no risk of ever even accidentally seeing any of this depressing, rapey, anti-funny […]

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Movie Mastery – Mommie Dearest (1981)

January 27, 2016by systemmastery 3 Comments

An old friend drops by the show to help us review a movie she made us watch in the first place.  Claire joins us for Mommie Dearest, a bizarre, slowly-paced […]

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Movie Mastery – Santa with Muscles (1996)

December 31, 2015by systemmastery 4 Comments

Oh boy, it’s Hulk Hogan!  According to that poster, we know he goes sleeveless, doesn’t like buttoning up, and gives some very harmless looking dudes the business.  I mean, look […]

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Movie Mastery – The Star Wars Holiday Special

December 17, 2015by systemmastery 8 Comments

So this thing is internet famous as a bizarre travesty against Star Wars right?  Kind of like a Jar-Jar 1978.  What the internet won’t normally tell you about the holiday […]

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Movie Mastery – Mechanical Violator Hakaider

November 5, 2015by systemmastery 5 Comments

  Never let it be said we won’t watch some insane random thing out of some vestigial sense of self preservation.  Here, we sit down together to watch a tokusatsu […]

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Movie Mastery – Big Money Rustlas

September 10, 2015by systemmastery 3 Comments

Twenty years from now college professors will use this episode as a teachable moment.  It’d be nice if it was about how to properly review films, but actually it’ll just […]

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Movie Mastery – Wing Commander

August 27, 2015by systemmastery 9 Comments

Wing Commander is a film we watched.  It was filmed in Luxembourg.  Luxembourg is the last remaining Grand Duchy in the world, and is the country where popular internet communication […]

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Movie Mastery – D&D: Wrath of the Dragon God

August 13, 2015by systemmastery 5 Comments

It’s our second anniversary and we’re making it D&D Sequel Week, so here’s a horrible D&D sequel, Wrath of the Dragon God.  Have you ever wondered what would happen if […]

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Movie Mastery – The Day After

August 6, 2015by systemmastery 8 Comments

Are you sufficiently frightened of nuclear attack?  This TV movie dares ask the question “How will global thermonuclear war affect a young Steve Guttenberg?”  Now fill your family condom with […]

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Movie Mastery – Wizards

July 29, 2015by systemmastery 9 Comments

Is this really a movie about a fat little wizard and his nearly-nude fairy companion trying to defeat a Nazi wizard leading an army of mutants against an army of […]

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Movie Mastery – Zardoz

July 15, 2015by systemmastery 1 Comment

While our initial plan for Mommie Dearest fell through this week, we press on undaunted, reroll the Movie Mastery Dice (currently a D17) and land on Zardoz, the movie where […]

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Movie Mastery – Master of Disguise

July 1, 2015by systemmastery 4 Comments

It’s that Dana Carvey vehicle!  Here, I’ll sum up exactly how you remember it:  “Turtle, turtle.”  Boy, don’t you want to know exactly what sort of package that famous catchphrase […]

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Movie Mastery – Left Behind (2014)

June 4, 2015by systemmastery 8 Comments

What, it was a lazy Thursday afternoon!  System Mastery has already reviewed a few other movies.  Dungeons and Dragons, a weird Carrie sequel, whatever the heck Frankenqueen was, and so […]

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Monday Movie Review – Dark Dungeons (2014)

August 18, 2014by jonmastery 1 Comment

Based on the Chick Tract of the same name, I can even tell you how much I looked forward to this when I first heard about it. I love pretty […]

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