Movie Mastery – D&D: Wrath of the Dragon God

Wrath of the Dragon God S

It’s our second anniversary and we’re making it D&D Sequel Week, so here’s a horrible D&D sequel, Wrath of the Dragon God.  Have you ever wondered what would happen if you actually wrote a movie based around the silly rules and abstractions of tabletop games, without worrying so much about story structure?  Spoiler alert, it’d be terrible!  Enjoy!

5 responses to “Movie Mastery – D&D: Wrath of the Dragon God

  1. John (if that’s how it’s spelled) says in the beginning that you’ll be “disgusting” movies. Wondering if maybe that was intentional, given the types of movies you watch. Ha.

  2. I enjoyed this film. It was an ok tv movie. Nowhere near as bad as the first or third. Then again I didnt expect mich.

  3. I watched this when I was younger, and when the magmin showed up and started burning everything I was just like “well, that’s what magmin DO. They’re little retarded lava-toddlers who just think that fire is rad, and don’t really get that humans aren’t as into it – or as fireproof – as they are. Says so right in this copy of the AD&D Monster Manual I’ve been learning how to read from.”

    So yeah, that scene was actually canon-compliant, because magmin are supposed to be weird dumb fire midgets that cause nothing but trouble.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s