It’s our second anniversary and we’re making it D&D Sequel Week, so here’s a horrible D&D sequel, Wrath of the Dragon God. Have you ever wondered what would happen if you actually wrote a movie based around the silly rules and abstractions of tabletop games, without worrying so much about story structure? Spoiler alert, it’d be terrible! Enjoy!
System Mastery 
John (if that’s how it’s spelled) says in the beginning that you’ll be “disgusting” movies. Wondering if maybe that was intentional, given the types of movies you watch. Ha.
Everything is intentional and I never make mistakes. Also, no h.
Basically if we made a movie it’d be a disgusting movie. I believe it’s a matter of public record that it would be directed by Cronenberg.
I enjoyed this film. It was an ok tv movie. Nowhere near as bad as the first or third. Then again I didnt expect mich.
I watched this when I was younger, and when the magmin showed up and started burning everything I was just like “well, that’s what magmin DO. They’re little retarded lava-toddlers who just think that fire is rad, and don’t really get that humans aren’t as into it – or as fireproof – as they are. Says so right in this copy of the AD&D Monster Manual I’ve been learning how to read from.”
So yeah, that scene was actually canon-compliant, because magmin are supposed to be weird dumb fire midgets that cause nothing but trouble.