So this thing is internet famous as a bizarre travesty against Star Wars right? Kind of like a Jar-Jar 1978. What the internet won’t normally tell you about the holiday special is that it is crushingly, painfully boring. Dicking around a cellphone isn’t enough to survive this thing in one viewing, you’re going to need a tablet, a second TV playing something better, carolers outside your window and every caroler is Gilbert Gottfried… something along those lines. Anyway, we watched it! FOR YOU! Now you don’t have to! Special thanks to horrible friend of the show Double Vekh for this idea.