Today, we’re reviewing an earnest attempt to capture the very specific magic of the B-Movie. You know, so there’s gonna be like a ray gun that changes the frame so the victim is just a classroom skeleton, or close-up footage of a happy lobster terrorizes a small town. At least that’s the plan. Before too long it’s rules for what happens if you’re “tricked” by a drag queen, and explanations on the difference between gender and sex.
Would you rather play this game, or Don’t Look Back?
Horror movie catchphrases? You aren’t thinking of “You gotta be fucking kidding me?” from John Carpenter’s The Thing, which is probably the best modern take on disbelief.