Movie Mastery – Roller Blade (1986)
Movie Mastery – Roller Blade (1986) From the guy that brought us Baby Ghost, comes a movie that is just about the same level of quality but way more nudity, […]
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Movie Mastery – The Beastmaster (1982)
Movie Mastery – The Beastmaster (1982) A bog standard barbarian plot that gets just enough spice from the animal telepathy stuff to be kind of worth watching.
Movie Mastery – Kraven the Hunter (2024)
Movie Mastery – Kraven the Hunter (2024) We return to the theaters to complete our grim duty of bearing witness to the slow and tragic mutilation of everything Spider-Man related […]
Movie Mastery – Ocean Drive Weekend (1985)
Movie Mastery – Ocean Drive Weekend (1985) A listener’s recently deceased dad worked on this movie but don’t worry, they just did director of photography so they aren’t fully to […]
Movie Mastery – Dragon Storm (2004)
Movie Mastery – Dragon Storm (2004) Sci-Fi Channel trying to cash in on Reign of Fire of all things spent a million dollars on this with almost all of that […]
Movie Mastery – Runaway Nightmare (1982)
Movie Mastery – Runaway Nightmare (1982) This 70’s movie that took so long to edit that it came out in the 80’s has no redeeming factors. A comedy without humor. […]
Movie Mastery – The Secret of NIMH 2: Timmy to the Rescue (1998)
Movie Mastery – The Secret of NIMH 2: Timmy to the Rescue (1998) Special guest Taylor Moore joins us to discuss an animated film that truly nobody asked for and […]
Movie Mastery – Beaster Day: Here Comes Peter CottonHell (2014)
Movie Mastery – Beaster Day: Here Comes Peter CottonHell (2014) This is a movie that almost certainly stemmed from finding a weird rabbit marionette and then “writing” a “script” to […]
Movie Mastery – Slotherhouse (2023)
Movie Mastery – Slotherhouse (2023) A horror comedy that forgets it’s supposed to be comedic until about the last 10 minutes of the movie. At least the sloth puppet is […]
Movie Mastery – The Dirt Bike Kid
Movie Mastery- The Dirt Bike Kid (1985) A kid buys a magic dirt bike that helps him save the local hot dog restaurant by doing things that have nothing to […]
Movie Mastery – Soldier (1998)
Movie Mastery – Soldier (1998) I know I had seen this movie before but couldn’t remember much and now having reviewed it for the show I know why. There is […]
Movie Mastery – Dracula 300 (2004)
Movie Mastery – Dracula 3000 (2004) A vampire movie that is continually setting up interesting ideas and refusing to do anything with them because it needs that run time for […]
Movie Mastery – Bio-Dome (1996)
Movie Mastery – Bio-Dome (1996) A movie that tries to be about two bumbling idiot heroes in the vein of Bill & Ted or Dude Where’s My Car but has […]
Movie Mastery – Cool Cat Saves the Kids
Movie Mastery – Cool Cat Saves the Kids What the hell did we just watch? This is “What If Neil Breen made kid’s movies” and that’s not a thing I […]
Movie Mastery – Billy Jack (1971)
Movie Mastery – Billy Jack (1971) A movie that seems by all measures to be one thing ends up being something else entirely. While not exactly a masterpiece because of […]
Movie Mastery – Tower of Terror (1997)
Movie Mastery – Tower of Terror (1997) Based on the Disney ride of the same name, this made for TV movie is desperately trying to not be scary. Or interesting.
Movie Mastery – Now You See Me (2014)
Movie Mastery – Now You See Me (2014) An otherwise decent heist movie that gets dragged down by some bad choices on CGI and presentation that could have easily been […]
Movie Mastery – Death Bed: The Bed That Eats
Movie Mastery – Death Bed: The Bed That Eats A 70’s horror film that was mostly forgotten because even with a premise that seems like it should be wildly memorable, […]
Movie Mastery – Hard Rock Zombies (1984)
Movie Mastery – Hard Rock Zombies (1984) A literal afterthought of a movie that manages to survive mostly on being so weird that you can almost ignore how bad and […]
Movie Mastery – Puppet Master 4
Movie Mastery – Puppet Master 4 It’s another Full Moon Features picture which means low budget kills and the absolute bare minimum of thrills. Unless you find extremely slow back-and-forth […]
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