Movie Mastery – The Life & Adventures of Santa Claus (2000)
Movie Mastery – The Life & Adventures of Santa Claus (2000) Based on the book by L. Frank Baum, this animated movie shows the true story of Santa being raised […]
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Movie Mastery – Remote (1993)
Movie Mastery – Remote (1993) Home Alone meets Toys if those movies had no budget, or talent, or ideas
Movie Mastery – Message From Space (1978)
Movie Mastery – Message From Space (1978) A Star Wars knock-off from Japan that is bad but not in a fun, campy way but a boring, 70’s way.
Movie Mastery – Fright Night (1985)
Movie Mastery – Fright Night (1985) We look at the original Fright Night, a classic 80’s horror movie where everyone is kind of a goober and there’s a vampire named […]
Movie Mastery – Hellraiser: Hellworld (2005)
Movie Mastery – Hellraiser: Hellworld (2005) The last one of these movies to actually have Doug Bradley as Pinhead and the first starring role for Henry Cavill. Also, an absolute […]
Movie Mastery – Malibu’s Most Wanted (2003)
Movie Mastery – Malibu’s Most Wanted (2003) Jamie Kennedy does a movie where, get this, a white guy acts like a stereotype of a black gangster. Oh ho ho. How […]
Movie Mastery – Guyver: Dark Hero (1994)
Movie Mastery – Guyver: Dark Hero (1994) A lower budget sequel to the American live action movie based on the Japanese manga that tries to be more dark and gritty […]
Movie Mastery – Crossroads (2002)
Movie Mastery – Crossroads (2002) Britney Spears gets everything she’s ever wanted while her friends’ lives crumble around her. Woo! Fun road trip!
Movie Mastery – Magic Mike (2012)
Movie Mastery – Magic Mike (2012) The raw charisma and undeniable talent of Channing Tatum can only do so much to save this mostly forgettable movie
Movie Mastery – Gleaming the Cube (1989)
Movie Mastery – Gleaming the Cube (1989) A totally radical skateboarding movie that has very little to do with skateboarding and a lot to do with Vietnamese crime drama
Movie Mastery – Satellite Girl and Milk Cow (2014)
Movie Mastery – Satellite Girl and Milk Cow (2014) A movie with an absolutely bananas concept that squanders it on mostly being about how boring, crappy dudes are good actually
Movie Mastery – Outlaw Prophet (2001)
Movie Mastery – Outlaw Prophet (2001) A sci-fi movie that is incomprehensibly religious and religiously incomprehensible.
Movie Mastery – Carpool (1996)
Movie Mastery – Carpool (1996) From a hotel room in Wisconsin, we drag James into our muck and watch a Tom Arnold film that is extremely Tom Arnold
Movie Mastery – Sexy Evil Genius (2013)
Movie Mastery -Sexy Evil Genius (2013) Buffy, BSG, and Lost collide in a bar with a Baldwin and what happens is, you know, fine.
Movie Mastery – Battlefield Earth (2000)
Movie Mastery – Battlefield Earth (2000) It’s taken a while but we finally have gotten to the movie that every bad movie podcast has to talk about eventually.
Movie Mastery – The Astrologer (1976)
Movie Mastery – The Astrologer (1976) Another Astrologer? That’s right, it’s the other movie from 1975 with this name and probably the one we were supposed to watch initially.
Movie Mastery – The Astrologer (1975)
Movie Mastery – The Astrologer (1975) We might have ended up watching the wrong The Astrologer from 1975 since there are two bad movies of that name from that year. […]
Movie Mastery – Van Helsing (2004)
Movie Mastery – Van Helsing (2004) Wolverine fights the Duke from Moulin Rouge in a movie that sucks so bad and yet is a spectacle of absolute joy to watch.
Movie Mastery – Robin and the Dreamweavers (2000)
Movie Mastery – Robin and the Dreamweavers (2000) The maker of He-Man and Fat Albert decided to make an adult cartoon movie about fighting the personification of internet porn addiction […]
Movie Mastery – Sex and the City 2 (2010)
Movie Mastery – Sex and the City 2 (2010) Having never seen a full episode of the show, this movie is possibly the worst way to be introduced to the […]
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