Movie Mastery – Dracula 300 (2004)
Movie Mastery – Dracula 3000 (2004) A vampire movie that is continually setting up interesting ideas and refusing to do anything with them because it needs that run time for […]
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Movie Mastery – Bio-Dome (1996)
Movie Mastery – Bio-Dome (1996) A movie that tries to be about two bumbling idiot heroes in the vein of Bill & Ted or Dude Where’s My Car but has […]
Movie Mastery – Cool Cat Saves the Kids
Movie Mastery – Cool Cat Saves the Kids What the hell did we just watch? This is “What If Neil Breen made kid’s movies” and that’s not a thing I […]
Movie Mastery – Billy Jack (1971)
Movie Mastery – Billy Jack (1971) A movie that seems by all measures to be one thing ends up being something else entirely. While not exactly a masterpiece because of […]
Movie Mastery – Tower of Terror (1997)
Movie Mastery – Tower of Terror (1997) Based on the Disney ride of the same name, this made for TV movie is desperately trying to not be scary. Or interesting.
Movie Mastery – Now You See Me (2014)
Movie Mastery – Now You See Me (2014) An otherwise decent heist movie that gets dragged down by some bad choices on CGI and presentation that could have easily been […]
Movie Mastery – Death Bed: The Bed That Eats
Movie Mastery – Death Bed: The Bed That Eats A 70’s horror film that was mostly forgotten because even with a premise that seems like it should be wildly memorable, […]
Movie Mastery – Hard Rock Zombies (1984)
Movie Mastery – Hard Rock Zombies (1984) A literal afterthought of a movie that manages to survive mostly on being so weird that you can almost ignore how bad and […]
Movie Mastery – Puppet Master 4
Movie Mastery – Puppet Master 4 It’s another Full Moon Features picture which means low budget kills and the absolute bare minimum of thrills. Unless you find extremely slow back-and-forth […]
Movie Mastery – The Stolen Princess (2018)
Movie Mastery – The Stolen Princess (2018) Not every cartoon movie funded by a country can be as absolutely bonkers as Sir Billi or Millionaire Dogs. Sometimes you just get […]
Movie Mastery – Morbius (2022)
Movie Mastery – Morbius (2022) As requested, we are doing the follow up to the Madame Web watch with a look back at the first sign that maybe Sony just […]
Movie Mastery – In Theaters Now: Madame Web
Movie Mastery – In Theaters Now: Madame Web We have returned to the theaters again. We just needed to know exactly how bad could this movie be and why in […]
Movie Mastery – Money Plane (2020)
Movie Mastery – Money Plane (2020) A trip to the seedy sky of the crime world where the most hardened criminals can gamble on the most degenerate games like *checks […]
Movie Mastery – Bulletproof Monk (2003)
Movie Mastery – Bulletproof Monk (2003) Chow Yun-fat teaches Seann William Scott that wuxia style martial arts is all about believing in yourself or whatever but it’s fine since the […]
Movie Mastery – Life-Size 2 (2018)
Movie Mastery – Life-Size 2 (2018) In a hard turn from the original movie that was about the acceptance of loss and moving on from grief, this movie is about […]
Movie Mastery – Christmas Icetastrophe (2014)
Movie Mastery – Christmas Icetastrophe (2014) A SyFy Original TV movie where an asteroid freezes everything around it and also it’s Christmas time. I don’t know, I let Jef pick […]
Movie Mastery – Black Dog (1998)
Movie Mastery – Black Dog (1998) A movie about a man willing to commit several major felonies and some light murder just so his family doesn’t have to move from […]
Movie Mastery – Swamp Thing (1982)
Movie Mastery – Swamp Thing (1982) You’ll come to see Ray Wise be a manic sex pest and then stay because you already turned it on and it would be […]
Movie Mastery – The Covenant (2006)
Movie Mastery – The Covenant (2006) A movie about how rich, old money white men can do whatever they want and if anyone tries to stop them, they’re the bad […]
Expounded Universe 267 – Where Was Anduin When The Westfall Fell?
Expounded Universe 267 – Where Was Anduin When the Westfall Fell? And we’re back! Our new scene is set, it’s split between Westfall and Ogrimmar, in which an author must […]
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