Vacation recaps! Settling if we’re too mean about LARPing. Questions from you! It’s an action packed adventure through wonderment and buffoonery!
System Mastery
Jef and Jon review roleplaying games, Star Wars novels and anything else that crosses their paths.
System Mastery 
In regards to merchants roleplaying, R. Talsorian’s Cyberpunk has Fixers, who are essentially dealers either in illegal goods or information.
Also, there now needs to be a review (or at least an opening) done in the manner of Rick and Morty.
The Cyberpunk Fixers were the first thing I thought of too —
Thanks to Wildside, (the Fixer-focused sourcebook) and Cyberpunk’s drug design rules I had an entire campaign when the party pivoted from high-tech mercenaries to a pharmaecutical startup
https://rpggeek.com/rpgitem/47387/wild-side
Good old plain race-as-class D&D had two merchant-focused worldbooks as part of the Gazetteer system – the Minrothad Guilds ( https://rpggeek.com/rpgitem/47622/minrothad-guilds ) and the Ayn Randian paen to fantasy capitalism that is ‘Republic of Darokin; –
https://rpggeek.com/rpgitem/47945/republic-darokin
The Cyberpunk Fixers were the first thing I thought of too —
Thanks to Wildside, (the Fixer-focused sourcebook) and Cyberpunk’s drug design rules I had an entire campaign where the party pivoted from high-tech mercenaries to a pharmaecutical startup
https://rpggeek.com/rpgitem/47387/wild-side
Good old plain race-as-class D&D had two merchant-focused worldbooks as part of the Gazetteer system – the Minrothad Guilds ( https://rpggeek.com/rpgitem/47622/minrothad-guilds ) and the Ayn Randian paen to fantasy capitalism that is ‘Republic of Darokin; –
https://rpggeek.com/rpgitem/47945/republic-darokin
The Lady of Pain is just a bunch of rats and daggers using a wand of telekinesis to pull a fast one on the multiverse. The dabus are in on it.
Our karaoke group always had the rule “unless you’ve been up to the mic at least once, you have no valid opinion on the quality of the singing.” (especially for that friend who shows up and never sings)
First off, it was three questions, not five, ya big babies.
Secondly, thanks so much for answering my dumb question.
Thirdly, Fierstein’s line was “Say g’bye to those who knew me!” – you’re thinking of Jerry Tondo.
Fourthly, if you’re hurting for questions, why keep my two other dumb questions in reserve? You know, the ones you didn’t answer because you were SO busy…
Fifthly… seriously, HUGE thanks for that.
Tony Jay (may he rest in peace) was the VA for Frollo, including the singing parts. Usually I expect musical sections to be voiced separately from spoken sections of a given character’s dialogue, but in this case it turns out that the Elder God really could sing.