Movie Mastery: Now Playing – Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
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Movie Mastery – A Talking Cat!?!
The second internet famously bad movie we’ve gotten in a row. Only we know something no other reviewer knows. We know the dark secret that surrounds the filming location […]
Horrortoberfest Day 31 – Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (1982)
I had heard going in that this installment in the Halloween series had nothing to do with the rest of it. Michael Meyers never makes an appearance and while the […]
Horrortoberfest Day 30 – Uzumaki (2000)
Uzumaki is based on the manga of the same name from Junji Ito. It has been pretty heavily changed so as to be a coherent single story rather than a […]
Horrortoberfest Day 27 – Creep (2014)
Creep being a found footage style movie means it was going to have to work a little harder to get me on board. Then it worked much harder than I […]
Horrortoberfest Day 25 – Curse of Chucky (2013)
When you see that there is a direct-to-video sequel to the Child’s Play franchise, you immediately begin to wonder if it could be worse than Seed of Chucky since even […]
Horrortoberfest Day 24 – Tremors 5: Bloodlines (2015)
The original Tremors is one of those nostalgia inducing movies from my childhood. I picked that movie off the shelf of the Blockbuster more than once. I loved the tension […]
Horrortoberfest Day 23 – Teeth (2007)
Teeth is a movie that centers around the old myth of the vagina dentata or, as Deniro so succinctly put it in the classic Analyze That, a “pussy with teeth”. […]
Horrortoberfest Day 17 – It Follows (2014)
I have only been hearing great things about It Follows since it came out. I’m super glad that it managed to get on my list for this year. I love […]
Horrortoberfest Day 16 – The Broken (2008)
You wanted more evil mirror movies and, by god, you’re getting more evil mirror movies. Although, if I’m being honest, The Broken is less about the mirrors being evil and […]
Horrortoberfest Day 14 – Happiness of the Katakuris (2001)
When I opened up the watch list to suggestions for this year’s horror movies, I was definitely expecting to get some strange ones. Mostly, I assumed I’d be getting some […]
Horrortoberfest Day 13 – Love in the Time of Monsters (2014)
I tend to enjoy the horror comedy genre because I think that horror lends itself well to being laughed at. Even in a standard horror movie, the release of tension […]
Horrortoberfest Day 11 – Jug Face (2012)
Jug Face almost made it onto the list for last year’s Horrortoberfest but it ended up not fitting any of the themes I was doing during the weeks. Since this […]
Horrortoberfest Day 10 – Oculus (2012)
After the spectacular failure that was The Mirror, I went into watching Oculus with some trepidation. Seeing the WWE Studios logo at the start did not help any. At least […]
Horrortoberfest Day 9 – Ravenous (1999)
Let me tell you a story about the movie Ravenous. I was in high school when this movie came out and the trailer for it was nothing special and I […]
Horrortoberfest Day 7 – Basket Case (1982)
Anytime something gets recommended to me as a “cult classic” I know that there are only two results that are going to occur. One, the movie is a weird independent […]
Horrortoberfest Day 6 – Would You Rather (2012)
I did not dismiss Would You Rather? out of hand based on its admittedly ridiculous premise. I’ve seen at least most of the Saw movies, which are based entirely on […]
Horrortoberfest Day 3 – Sunshine (2007)
Sunshine seemed a little mixed when they were doing the original promos for the movie. Sometimes it seemed like it was going to be a straight sci-fi film with some […]
Monday Movie Review – Unfriended (2015)
I didn’t know anything about this movie aside from that it technically existed but then I won tickets to go see it. I kind of wish I had just gone […]
Monday Movie Review – Branded (2012)
When this movie first hit theaters, I thought it looked super cool in a They Live kind of way. I figured maybe all of these corporations and brands were going […]
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