Well, we tried, buit this is in no way a horror movie. It’s an interesting movie. It’s a cool movie. It definitely has a monster in it. But it’s not a horror movie. That’s okay though, it’s still White Ween.
*Here is a brief list of things that Jef said that were wrong so you don’t need to email us about them. First Godzilla movie: 1954, not 1951. First American Godzilla movie: 1998, not 2004. Jef once forgot how old he was for an entire year.