In Theaters Now – xXx: Return of Xander Cage
When the world is in peril and all seems lost; there is only one man that the U.S. Government can turn to. Xander Cage and his power of sassy extreme […]
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Movie Mastery – Judge Dredd (1995)
A pretty horrible take on the property but it’s still probably better than the first two times they tried to make a Punisher movie. Also, for the mythology nerds out […]
In Theaters Now – Assassin’s Creed
The Assassin’s Creed games are all about the epic struggle between two secret societies in a deadly struggle for the fate of mankind. The Assassin’s Creed movie is all about […]
Movie Mastery – Saving Christmas (2014)
Kirk Cameron takes some time off from his lucrative rap career to let everyone know what the holidays are really all about. Rampant, unbridled consumerism with a thin veneer of […]
In Theaters Now – Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
Now our review of the latest installment in the Harry Potter world which also ends up being Jef ranting about how much he hates magic in Harry Potter. It’s a […]
Movie Mastery – Dragonlance: Dragons of Autumn Twlight (2008)
It’s Dungeon’s and Dragons but now it’s in cartoon form. No, not that terrible show from the 80’s. It’s the terrible movie from 2008. Be amazed as actual decent voice […]
Movie Mastery – Stealth (2005)
Three sassy, sexy Navy pilots that play by their own rules are tasked with hunting down an experimental jet powered by an AI that goes haywire and now it plays […]
Horrortoberfest Day 31 – Halloween (2007)
As it seems only appropriate to do so, I have finally gotten around to seeing Rob Zombie’s remake of the classic Carpenter film. I don’t hold the same hatred that […]
Horrortoberfest Day 30 – Mine Games (2012)
Sometimes a horror movie has ambition beyond just setting up scares and wants to give a puzzle for the viewer to unravel so they can have that “ah ha” moment. […]
Horrortoberfest Day 29 -Ava’s Possessions (2015)
Even though I grew up Christian, none of the religious horror movies ever really scared me that much. I think Rosemary’s Baby is pretty much the most boring, unintentionally goofy […]
Horrortoberfest Day 28 – The Hallow (2015)
Since I was so up-in-arms over the Leprechaun movie from yesterday, I figured I’d keep on going with another film that’s about people getting murdered for having the temerity to […]
Horrortoberfest Day 27 – Leprechaun: Origins (2014)
Guys, there’s something that I need to tell you and I can’t keep it secret anymore. I love the Leprechaun series. Like…love the Leprechaun series. I was watching the Leprechaun […]
Horrortoberfest Day 26 – The Legend of Hell House (1973)
This is one of the few classic horror films I hadn’t yet bothered to watch. Mostly because it’s a 70s movie and I have a kneejerk prejudice against pretty much […]
Horrortoberfest Day 25 – Trucks (1997)
In both the trailer and in the opening credits for this movie, it wants you to know that Trucks is based on the short story Maximum Overdrive by Stephen King. […]
Horrortoberfest Day 24 – Housebound (2014)
Without actually meaning to, it appears as if I’m having a mini New Zealand horror film festival. At this rate, I’m going to really start becoming a serious advocate for […]
Horrortoberfest Day 23 – Deathgasm (2015)
After watching The Human Centipede the other day, I really needed something to cleanse the palate and make me want to keep on doing this. That’s where this New Zealand […]
Horrortoberfest Day 22 – The Human Centipede 3: Final Sequence (2015)
The things that I do for you people. I’ve already managed to sit through the first two of these movies and every time it just gets more terrible. The first […]
Horrortoberfest Day 22 – V/H/S: Viral
I’ve already reviewed both of the previous anthology movies in this series for previous Horrortoberfests. Going in to this I knew what to expect but then they shook off the […]
Horrortoberfest Day 20 – Contracted: Phase 2
Alright, it’s time to kick off a mini-theme for Horrortoberfest where I watch sequels to movies I have previously reviewed for Horrortoberfest. First up is the sequel to Contracted, the […]
Horrortoberfest Day 19 – Shin Godzilla (2016) (It’s a podcast)
Well, we tried, buit this is in no way a horror movie. It’s an interesting movie. It’s a cool movie. It definitely has a monster in it. But it’s not […]
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