Horrortoberfest Day 31 – Halloween (2007)
As it seems only appropriate to do so, I have finally gotten around to seeing Rob Zombie’s remake of the classic Carpenter film. I don’t hold the same hatred that […]
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Horrortoberfest Day 30 – Mine Games (2012)
Sometimes a horror movie has ambition beyond just setting up scares and wants to give a puzzle for the viewer to unravel so they can have that “ah ha” moment. […]
Horrortoberfest Day 29 -Ava’s Possessions (2015)
Even though I grew up Christian, none of the religious horror movies ever really scared me that much. I think Rosemary’s Baby is pretty much the most boring, unintentionally goofy […]
Horrortoberfest Day 28 – The Hallow (2015)
Since I was so up-in-arms over the Leprechaun movie from yesterday, I figured I’d keep on going with another film that’s about people getting murdered for having the temerity to […]
Horrortoberfest Day 27 – Leprechaun: Origins (2014)
Guys, there’s something that I need to tell you and I can’t keep it secret anymore. I love the Leprechaun series. Like…love the Leprechaun series. I was watching the Leprechaun […]
Horrortoberfest Day 26 – The Legend of Hell House (1973)
This is one of the few classic horror films I hadn’t yet bothered to watch. Mostly because it’s a 70s movie and I have a kneejerk prejudice against pretty much […]
Horrortoberfest Day 25 – Trucks (1997)
In both the trailer and in the opening credits for this movie, it wants you to know that Trucks is based on the short story Maximum Overdrive by Stephen King. […]
Horrortoberfest Day 24 – Housebound (2014)
Without actually meaning to, it appears as if I’m having a mini New Zealand horror film festival. At this rate, I’m going to really start becoming a serious advocate for […]
Horrortoberfest Day 23 – Deathgasm (2015)
After watching The Human Centipede the other day, I really needed something to cleanse the palate and make me want to keep on doing this. That’s where this New Zealand […]
Horrortoberfest Day 22 – The Human Centipede 3: Final Sequence (2015)
The things that I do for you people. I’ve already managed to sit through the first two of these movies and every time it just gets more terrible. The first […]
Horrortoberfest Day 22 – V/H/S: Viral
I’ve already reviewed both of the previous anthology movies in this series for previous Horrortoberfests. Going in to this I knew what to expect but then they shook off the […]
Horrortoberfest Day 20 – Contracted: Phase 2
Alright, it’s time to kick off a mini-theme for Horrortoberfest where I watch sequels to movies I have previously reviewed for Horrortoberfest. First up is the sequel to Contracted, the […]
Horrortoberfest Day 19 – Shin Godzilla (2016) (It’s a podcast)
Well, we tried, buit this is in no way a horror movie. It’s an interesting movie. It’s a cool movie. It definitely has a monster in it. But it’s not […]
Horrortoberfest Day 18 – Last Shift (2014)
Time for a good old haunted house movie but this time it’s a haunted police building. Sort of like a cross between The Amityville Horror and Assault on Precinct 13. […]
Horrortoberfest Day 5 – The VVitch (2015) (It’s a podcast)
Hey, remember how much good press this movie received? People were all like “Oooh, it’s not found footage” “Oooh it isn’t connected to Joss Whedon!” Well, here it is on […]
Horrortoberfest Day 2 – Playback (2012)
Picked at random because it had Christian Slater on the cover and, hey, how bad could a film with noted celebrity C-Slate be? Very disappointed to discover upon watching that […]
Horrortoberfest Day 1 – The Wicker Man (2006)
Time to start this year’s festivities with a bang and a lot of frantic screaming. Like so many other people, I had of course seen all the ludicrous clips Nic […]
In Theaters Now – Bridget Jones’s Baby
A movie with no stakes and no tension. Thrill as Bridget Jones much choose between a handsome, rich man who loves her or a different handsome, rich man that loves […]
Movie Mastery – Dragonfyre (2013)
When orcs begin to invade our world, it’s up to the Poor Man’s Mark Wahlberg to stop them. He will be helped by a Porn Star in Spock Ears, a […]
In Theaters Now – Suicide Squad (2016)
Turns out that once you get us talking about super hero related stuff we just will not shut up for any reason. This one is a super long Movie Mastery […]
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