In Theaters Now – xXx: Return of Xander Cage

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When the world is in peril and all seems lost; there is only one man that the U.S. Government can turn to. Xander Cage and his power of sassy extreme sports. Can his team of inept Xtreme morons win against a team of equal Xtreme-ness? Find out now!

8 responses to “In Theaters Now – xXx: Return of Xander Cage

  1. Steven Segall was a straight-up bad guy in _On Deadly Ground_. He’s basically a terrorist, flat-out murders dozens of innocent employees. And at times it feels like the director and script are at least slightly aware of that fact…

  2. If you’re going to watch the Fast & The Furious franchise, I’d watch the 1st one (for late 90’s/early 00’s cheese), then go straight to Furious Five to Seven, because they are dumb movies, but unlike XXX, they’re dumb movies that realize they’re dumb.

  3. Donnie Yen should get his own movie. He was the fan favourite of Rogue One, and it sounds like he was the best part of this. I wonder if he can be a lead character, or if he’s better off being a spotlight stealing side character?

  4. The way you are describing this movie makes it sound like the greatest Feng Shui campaign ever.

    Super Cool Sports Friends Fight Extreme Terrorists? Sign me up.

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