Horrortoberfest Day 29 – Infini (2015)
Sometimes there’s a need for a crappy sci-fi movie where all the special effects budget went into spray painting some laser tag equipment gray. Infini is the result of one […]
Category Archives: Movie Podcasts
Horrortoberfest Day 22 – The Woman in Black 2 (2014)
Ooh what a scary poster of a moment that doesn’t occur in the film at all! In this picture a bunch of british WW2 orphans are shipped off to the […]
Horrortoberfest Day 15 – The House at the End of Time (2013)
This week we review a Venezuelan horror film from the depths of Netflix. This seems like it is going to be a standard, paint-by-numbers haunted house flick but there is […]
Horrortoberfest Day 8 – The Mirror (2014)
It’s a movie about an evil mirror but not the ones that might have popped into your head. This movie takes the bold new stance that would should really happen […]
Horrortoberfest Day 1 – Goth (2009)
The first film of Horrortoberfest season is always a special one. The leaves on the trees are changing and the songs of merriment fill the air as laughing children dash […]
Movie Mastery – Yor the Hunter from the Future
Yes! A Reb Brown movie! We were waiting patiently for our chance to sit down with the legendary Roll Fizzlebeef, and here it is! This week we discuss Yor the […]
Movie Mastery – Big Money Rustlas
Twenty years from now college professors will use this episode as a teachable moment. It’d be nice if it was about how to properly review films, but actually it’ll just […]
Movie Mastery – Wing Commander
Wing Commander is a film we watched. It was filmed in Luxembourg. Luxembourg is the last remaining Grand Duchy in the world, and is the country where popular internet communication […]
Movie Mastery – D&D: Wrath of the Dragon God
It’s our second anniversary and we’re making it D&D Sequel Week, so here’s a horrible D&D sequel, Wrath of the Dragon God. Have you ever wondered what would happen if […]
Movie Mastery – The Day After
Are you sufficiently frightened of nuclear attack? This TV movie dares ask the question “How will global thermonuclear war affect a young Steve Guttenberg?” Now fill your family condom with […]
Movie Mastery – Wizards
Is this really a movie about a fat little wizard and his nearly-nude fairy companion trying to defeat a Nazi wizard leading an army of mutants against an army of […]
Movie Mastery – Zardoz
While our initial plan for Mommie Dearest fell through this week, we press on undaunted, reroll the Movie Mastery Dice (currently a D17) and land on Zardoz, the movie where […]
Movie Mastery – Master of Disguise
It’s that Dana Carvey vehicle! Here, I’ll sum up exactly how you remember it: “Turtle, turtle.” Boy, don’t you want to know exactly what sort of package that famous catchphrase […]
Movie Mastery 2 – Dead Heat
Treat Williams. Joe Piscopo. Vincent Price briefly. The dad from A Christmas Story. Some 80s ladies. All that and more crowd the screen searching for glory in the 1988 …hit? […]
Movie Mastery – Left Behind (2014)
What, it was a lazy Thursday afternoon! System Mastery has already reviewed a few other movies. Dungeons and Dragons, a weird Carrie sequel, whatever the heck Frankenqueen was, and so […]
Horrortoberfest 2014: Day 12 – The Rage: Carrie 2 (1999)
Horrortoberfest 12 – The Rage Carrie 2 Today we give way more thought to the ideas behind this Carrie sequel than the original writers of the screenplay did. We go […]
Decemberpalooza Day 6 – Jack Frost (1998) Podcast Edition!
Look, if you build a snowman with eyebrows like that, he’s obviously going to come to life and immediately announce he’s Batman to his first girlfriend on their second date. […]
Horrortoberfest Day 13 – Frankenqueen (2012)
Today’s review is special in several ways. First is that the review is done in podcast format. The second way in which this review is special is that it is […]
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