Horrortoberfest Day 18 – The Human Centipede (2009)
I had put off watching this movie for so long. I put it on the list for this week, though, because it fit the theme and, as a horror movie […]
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Horrortoberfest Day 17 – My Little Eye (2002)
Today we take a different look at the Captive Horror movie with a focus on the individual and how we keep ourselves hostage to a bad situation. My Little Eye […]
Horrortoberfest Day 16 – Hunger (2009)
The last two movies we’ve had for Captive Week have featured tormentors that were fairly hands on. This week we take a look at a more detached type of movie. […]
Horrortoberfest Day 15 – Truth or Die (2012)
The title of this film originally led me to believe that this would be a standard, paint-by-numbers type horror film. Even the small blurb about it on Netflix makes it […]
Horrortoberfest Day 14 – A Thousand Cuts (2011)
Today marks the beginning of the next theme week for Horrortoberfest. This week we will be looking at “captive” horror films or films where the victims are made prisoners of […]
Horrortoberfest T&A Week – Final Thoughts
I was really dreading this week’s movies going into it. Now that the week is done, I can say that I was fully justified in that feeling. Only one of […]
Horrortoberfest Day 13 – Frankenqueen (2012)
Today’s review is special in several ways. First is that the review is done in podcast format. The second way in which this review is special is that it is […]
Horrortoberfest Day 12 – Strippers vs Werewolves (2012)
This week we revisit that age-old classic story trope of strippers fighting some kind of horror movie monster. This time around it’s werewolves. Let me say, right off the bat, […]
Horrortoberfest Day 11 – Zombies vs Strippers (2012)
Farther and farther down the shitty movie rabbit hole we go. As the title might have indicated, this movie features zombies and strippers. I’m pretty sure that’s about as far […]
Horrortoberfest Day 10 – Bikini Girls on Ice (2009)
Alright, it’s time to stop fucking around. So far this week I’ve been reviewing movies that have had recognizable actors and at least a halfway decent budget. It’s time to […]
Horrortoberfest Day 9 – Little Witches (1996)
The basic premise is that a group of catholic school girls that are misfits or outcasts in some way end up dabbling in witchcraft. They become more and more obsessed […]
Horrortoberfest Day 8 – Succubus: Hell-Bent (2007)
I’ll be honest with you. I actually only chose this movie because the Netflix thing said it had Gary Busey in it and I’ll be damned if I’m going to […]
Horrortoberfest Day 7 – The Telling (2009)
With this film we mark the beginning of what I’m referring to as T&A Horror week. This week we look at the movies that aim to exploit or revel […]
Horrortoberfest Fairy Tale Week – Final Thoughts
Netflix is currently not working for me right now, so I figured I’d give some last thoughts on the intersection of the horror genre and fairy tales. While several of […]
Horrortoberfest Day 6 – Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver (2011)
Ending fairy tale week, I decided to go out on the dumbest thing I could find since that’s how it started. The original Gingerdead Man starred Gary Busey. This one […]
Horrortoberfest Day 5 – Rumpelstiltskin (1995)
This movie follows the titular Rumpelstiltskin as he attempts to do his “steal a first born” shtick in the modern day. After being trapped as a statue for about […]
Horrortoberfest Day 4 – Hansel & Gretel (2013)
Right off, let’s just go ahead and put to rest any confusion. This is not the Hansel and Gretel movie with Jeremy Renner where they hunt sexy witches. This is […]
Horrortoberfest Day 3 – Pinocchio’s Revenge (1996)
This movie ends up being a little of both types of the fairy tale horror types we’ve seen so far; retelling and reference. Pinocchio’s Revenge follows Jennifer Garrick, a defense […]
Horrortoberfest Day 2 – Snow White: A Tale of Terror (1997)
In this movie we have an actual retelling of a classic fairy tale rather than just using references to it. This movie also has Sam Neil and Sigourney Weaver in […]
Horrortoberfest Day 1 – Alice in Murderland (2010)
Fairy tale Horror week starts off with a whimper as we review a terrible student-film quality movie about a slasher at an Alice in Wonderland themed party. The premise of […]
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