Expounded Universe 14 – Xizor Consequences
The victory lap of Shadows of the Empire begins. We bring a pile of stuff to the table, between the book’s exciting (note: not really) epilogue, a wonderful copy of […]
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Expounded Universe 13 – But Why Start Doing the Smart Thing Now?
WE ARE DONE! This is it, the end of the story of Shadows of The Empire! Who lives? Who dies? What is it to harn? You’ll find out here in […]
Movie Mastery – The Chipmunk Adventure (1987)
You might have seen this as a kid and remember that it was a fun musical cartoon movie with characters jetting around the globe. It is that, yes, but it […]
Expounded Universe 12 – Benny and the Jerks
Our signature sultry audio has returned! On today’s episode, it’s the sewer level, Vader finally makes his move via a catty phone call, and Xizor is confused about his relationship […]
Expounded Universe 11 – Moonglow Over My Hammy
Let’s put the cards on the table regarding this episode. The sound sucks. There was a catastrophic sound failure during our recording a weekend or two ago that ate a […]
Movie Mastery – Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties (2006)
Just as this was torture to watch, so too must this episode be torture to listen to. Sadly the audio equipment malfunctioned on this one. Rather than just lose an […]
White Weentacular – Afterthought Special
Told you Afterthought would never die! We were so dejected when another project went off the rails, we decided to cool down with an Afterthought. Happy white ween! Please note […]
In Theaters Now – My Little Pony: The Movie
Can the magic of friendship overcome the oppressive totalitarian regime of the Storm King and his merchandising? Probably! Special guest James D’Amato from One Shot joins us in picking […]
Expounded Universe 10 – Xizor Takes a Knee
We are joined in today’s episode by Kat and Pranks from a friendly Star Wars podcast of their very own, Never Tell Me The Pods! We’ll be exploring chapters 28-30, […]
Movie Mastery – Night Train to Terror (1985)
God and the Devil must divvy up the souls of the dead in this horror anthology where everything is just super truncated clips from movies that they could get as […]
Expounded Universe 9 – Fully Armed and Operational Molestation
In today’s episode, Princess Leia is sexually assaulted by a big red lizard man. Everyone else who shows up at all just spins their wheels. Dash Rendar isn’t even here. […]
In Theaters Now – It (2017)
Something evil is haunting the town of Derry, Maine. It’s a clown that really likes fucking with the protagonists. Can Jon overcome his love of the original Tim Curry It? […]
Expounded Universe 8 – Guri Interrupted
In this episode everyone but Luke spins their wheels and so does he, honestly. Got Star Wars questions? We’ve got answers. Send them to the usual place, systemmastery@gmail.com.
Expounded Universe 7 – The Rodian Less Twaveled
Chapters 19 – 21. In which Dash Rendar gets a real wicked sad going, Leia finally meets Guri, and against all odds, Bothans just keep on dying! Got Star Wars […]
Gamma Crawl X – Episode 4
Oh my goodness after a long hiatus the adventure continues. I mean, sort of. We recorded this a long time ago. In a measurement system I call “Broken Computers,” we […]
Movie Mastery – In The Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2006)
At some point in time Uwe Boll watched The Lord of the Rings and thought to himself, “Hey, I could do that.” Using the barest connection to a video game […]
Expounded Universe 6 – The Life and Death of Manny Bothans
In which Dash Rendar slowly turns into that kid that gets birthday presents at your birthday party, Vader and the Emperor make the briefest possible appearances, and Leia ponders the […]
In Theaters Now – The Dark Tower
There are other worlds than these. In one of those worlds, there was probably an adaptation of this well beloved series that received critical acclaim and went on to be […]
Expounded Universe 5 – Horkin’ Up Dangle Hams
Welcome to the majesty of chapters 13-15. In which our hero Prince Xizor capers and cavorts about most evilly, Luke does some canyon racing, Threepio belabors the joke, and … […]
In Theaters Now – Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
Most of your favorite sci-fi has likely borrowed something from the hugely influential comic series Valerian and Laureline. Now see the adaptation of the source material that has the bravery […]
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