In today’s episode, Princess Leia is sexually assaulted by a big red lizard man. Everyone else who shows up at all just spins their wheels. Dash Rendar isn’t even here. Palpatine wisely sits this one out. Han was so embarassed he stayed frozen in carbonite.
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Darth Nader’s Super Star Destroyer is unsafe at any speed, so it’s cool.
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This feels like someone got paid to write softcore porn fan-fiction.