Expounded Universe 9 – Fully Armed and Operational Molestation

In today’s episode, Princess Leia is sexually assaulted by a big red lizard man.  Everyone else who shows up at all just spins their wheels.  Dash Rendar isn’t even here.  Palpatine wisely sits this one out.  Han was so embarassed he stayed frozen in carbonite.

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