At some point in time Uwe Boll watched The Lord of the Rings and thought to himself, “Hey, I could do that.” Using the barest connection to a video game and some tax loopholes; he was finally able to create the poor man’s LotR. Like, the poorest man. A man so poor he can’t afford to pay attention.
System Mastery 
If you’re desperate for Hard Ticket to Hawaii, it’s in this collection. I bought it, watched one movie on a bad movie night, then shoved it in the darkest corner of my DVD shelf.
https://www.amazon.com/Girls-Guns-G-Strings-Sidaris-Collection/dp/B004HHX9OQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1503612542&sr=8-1&keywords=andy+sidaris
In 2008, this is the movie they showed as I waited in an airbase in Kyrgyzstan for our flight to Afghanistan. The only way you can make this movie worse is making sure the audience knows it might be the last movie they ever see.
This is the greatest review I have ever read
In the name of the king 2 “starred” dolph lundgren.