In Theaters Now – xXx: Return of Xander Cage
When the world is in peril and all seems lost; there is only one man that the U.S. Government can turn to. Xander Cage and his power of sassy extreme […]
When the world is in peril and all seems lost; there is only one man that the U.S. Government can turn to. Xander Cage and his power of sassy extreme […]
A pretty horrible take on the property but it’s still probably better than the first two times they tried to make a Punisher movie. Also, for the mythology nerds out […]
The Assassin’s Creed games are all about the epic struggle between two secret societies in a deadly struggle for the fate of mankind. The Assassin’s Creed movie is all about […]
On a distant planet, some bullshit happens and then nobody pays attention to it anymore because oh holy hell! There are crazy robos attacking and they could be anyone but […]
For a second when I saw that I rolled up Highway to Hell, I panicked a little because when we reviewed Goth¸ I looked up the person that played the […]
After my last review of Parallels, I really wanted to find another movie in that same Sliders type vein with world hopping alternate realities. Then, what would you know, Netflix […]
Episode 38 – Stormbringer ELRIC! Thy book is a thousand times more execrable than thou! Though I have to admit I had this iconic piece of nerd power fantasy confused […]
Crocodile Dundee is one of those cultural touchstone movies that I just never bothered with. I already knew “That’s not a knife. That’s a knife.” so I didn’t really feel […]
System Mastery 26 – Car Wars Strap in, it’s going to be a dense, chart-heavy ride. Steve Jackson’s Car Wars is heavy on near-future apocalyptic flavor, and equally heavy on […]
Marvel is cashing in all of its built up good will to put out a movie that, by all rights, could not have been made only a few years ago. […]
I am continuing on with reviewing movies based on books that I haven’t read. While I have heard all of the really negative things about World War Z because it […]
Going into Godzllla, I was somewhat hopeful. They hadn’t fucked up the design like the Matthew Broderick one (all comments about the King of Monsters being a bit pudgy aside). […]
I should just say that I was really looking forward to this movie. I think the first Amazing Spider-Man was very good and I’d have to watch the Raimi Spider-Man […]
The Men In Black franchise is one of those that I actually thought would be fine for a sequel. A lot of stories end up being fairly well wrapped up […]
This week is a look into a movie that, to me, made almost no sense for why it would be made for today’s audience. In the original Red Dawn, we […]
I’m not one of those people that knee jerk reacts to the news of something being remade or rebooted with cries that Hollywood has run out of ideas. I don’t […]
Since it was so much fun doing the Horrortoberfest reviews last month, I’ve decided to keep on just doing movie reviews from now on, though on a once a week […]