Horrortoberfest 2019 – Day 6 – Deadly Detention
The description of the movie being 5 teens in Saturday detention being stalked by a killer would definitely bring to mind The Breakfast Club even if the poster wasn’t a direct […]
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Horrortoberfest 2019 – Day 5 – The Invitation
This is another one of those movies that I had been recommended several times and kept seeing good things about but never really got around to seeing. Thus is the […]
Horrortoberfest 2019 – Day 4 – The Bye Bye Man
This movie was pretty notoriously made fun of when it came out and, honestly, who can resist when you are faced with possibly the dumbest name for a horror movie […]
Movie Mastery – Await Further Instructions
Have you ever thought, “You know what? Maybe technology isn’t great and we rely on it too much”? Well then you should watch Black Mirror. Have you already watched all […]
Horrortoberfest 2019 – Day 2 – Seven in Heaven
Hot on the heels of horror movies like Truth or Dare and Ouija; we have another horror film based on trying to make a kids game into something spooky. This time it is […]
Horrortoberfest 2019 – Day 1: The Autopsy of Jane Doe
Another October is here and that means it’s time for another installment of Horrortoberfest; 31 horror movies in 31 days. Starting off this year with a movie that was recommended […]
In Theaters Now – IT: Chapter 2
The end of the clown saga is here. With a fairly bloated run time of just under 3 hours; can Chapter 2 capture the magic from the first one? Or […]
Movie Mastery – Mom and Dad Save the World
Imagine if someone with no sense of humor decided they wanted to make a movie like Spaceballs. Now imagine they decided to make it a Jeffrey Jones vehicle. Now imagine […]
In Theaters Now – Dora the Explorer and the Lost City of Gold
In this children’s TV show turned teen adventure movie, the entire thing seems to have been dipped in a layer of magical realism where talking monkeys are simply nonsensical […]
Movie Mastery – Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
Content Warning: David Lynch kinda went all in on the rape stuff in this movie. It’s just one more bit of awful in the sea of garbage that is this […]
In Theaters Now – Crawl
A movie about alligators attacking during a hurricane is actually getting some pretty decent critical reviews. But can a well crafted horror movie penetrate Jef’s tough, scaly hatred for the […]
Movie Mastery – The Scorpion King 5: Book of Souls (2018)
Technically we randomly rolled The Scorpion King as our movie this week. However, after seeing that a Scorpion King 5 existed; we simply needed to know what was going on […]
In Theaters Now – Dark Phoenix
It’s time to review the final installment in the X-Men franchise under Fox. Is it going to be more of the same and end on a real wet fart of […]
Movie Mastery – The Crow (1994)
Were you a little gothy kid in the 90s? Then you don’t need us to tell you about this movie. Or, actually, you probably do because this one gets some […]
In Theaters Now – Pokemon: Detective Pikachu
We went to go see Detective Pikachu after I messed up and only put 3 options on the available poll for the month. Oh well, now you can learn all […]
Movie Mastery – Gravy (2015)
Three cannibals take a small restaurant hostage for their annual Halloween feast. But don’t worry, it’s light hearted and jokey. But don’t worry, it’s also incredibly gory. But don’t worry, […]
Movie Mastery – Spice World (1998)
It’s time to dive into the spicy world of girl power and see if somehow a movie based on and starring a band can in any way be good. Almost […]
Movie Mastery – The Item (1999)
Any time you find a movie that is written, directed by, and starring the same person you know it is either going to be a true masterpiece or a pile […]
In Theaters Now – Captain Marvel
It’s time to go back to the mid 90’s which means it’s right in our wheelhouse. Is this the feminist icon we’ve all been waiting for or have the SJWs […]
Movie Mastery – Hard Ticket to Hawaii
Some sort of agents of some sort of agency run around Hawaii shooting weird thugs and taking their tops off. Come for Jef’s ebullient love of good old fashioned boob […]
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