Expounded Universe 32 – Batman and Robbing
The meta-plots really start to thicken as we examine the tale of Muftak and Kabe, otherwise known as the Hairy Four-Eye and his good friend, the adorable little bat thing. […]
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Expounded Universe 31 – Built Tonnika Tough
Jon’s pretty grumpy from the word go in the tale of the “Tonnika Twins” that contains less than 2% of the following ingredients: Tonnika Twins. Timothy Zahn weaves us one […]
Expounded Universe 30 – Greedo and Gallant
The sad tale of Greedo is such a comedy of terrible decisions and avoidable circumstance that the only thing it’s missing is a Ron Howard voiceover. We follow the suck-fingered […]
Expounded Universe 29 – And it Turned into a Ballroom Bith
The wheel begins spinning anew with the tales behind every dime store werewolf and devil mask seeking a drink and some shade in the famed Mos Eisley Cantina. Our anthology […]
Expounded Universe 28 – The Crystal Stop
The big wrap-up episode! We answer your questions about The Crystal Star (Obviously, we are the world established experts on the topic now), discuss the themes of the book, and […]
Expounded Universe 27 – And Then It Blew Up
The yawning conclusion of Crystal Star finally arrives! Thrill as dramatic tension moments rise unnoticed and are swept away within a paragraph to get to more hair compliments!Don’t forget, listeners! […]
Expounded Universe 26 – Mister Bumblesnuffle
In this chapter, something happens. Hey, don’t forget to actually hit us with Star Wars questions, as our wrap-up episode is coming soon. Got Star Wars questions? We’ve got answers. […]
Expounded Universe 25 – Unlimited Salad and Dogsticks
We’re building to a crescendo here, we just know it! This whole book definitely can’t go by with the most exciting action scene being Leia escaping from a tow truck, […]
Expounded Universe 24 – This Sun is a Mass of Ineffable Ass
Great news, Universeketeers (Expoundettes?)! This chapter contains the thrilling conclusion to both the kid-town frolics capers on Hethrir’s worldcraft AND the sudden and well-deserved removal of the Lelilah and Geyyahab […]
Expounded Universe 23 – Hey There Lelilah
The kids escape, Han fumes, and Lelilah descends into some sort of criminal underworld tantrum. It’s all coming to a head and we’re here to talk about it! Got Star […]
Expounded Universe 22 – His Name was Hethrir, He was a Dancer
Lelila and Geyyahab learn some big secrets, Han recovers after seeing a murder, and Luke fails to save the drama for his long-dead mama on today’s exciting episode of Expounded […]
Expounded Universe 21 – When Waru Still Crushin’ (Ithorians)
The Jedi children enjoy the literal fruits of their recent Proctor-bamboozling, Leia has a a wookie makeover party, and the Waru plot goopens, as the Bizarro Meatwad reveals his true […]
Expounded Universe 20 – Waru, Huh, Good God
We finally meet Waru, the big ball of oozing meat and gold that just loves to love! Waru is hosting some sort of seminar on castile soaps and healing seaweed […]
Expounded Universe 19 – Qaqquqqu G’Joob
Today, we are thrilled to finally introduce you to the richest and most dynamic new cast of characters ever found in a Star Wars Expanded Universe novel. It’s so good. […]
Expounded Universe 18 – Xaverri Bad Things
Whoa, subchapters! Almost forgot about these things! On today’s thrilling (that’s Star Wars-ese for “boring”) adventure, Leia gets surprisingly dark, Luke gets surprisingly weird, and Jaina… well look, Jaina’s just […]
Expounded Universe 17 – An Impossibly Beautiful Man Appears
Star Wars meets Dickens in the first chapter we’ve read that’s from the point of view of a five-year old. We’re truly committing to the Legends brand today as we […]
Expounded Universe 16 – Her Ethereal Thiccness
Today we’ve got someone new to discuss, a character that has never been seen before in Expounded Universe history, and not only that, it’s a full chapter, just for him. […]
Expounded Universe 15 – Horrible Dogs
Welcome to season 2! No more Xizor. No more Dash Rendar. I know! It’s sad! But don’t worry, dear listeners, because some things never change. Like Leia being grossed out […]
Expounded Universe 14 – Xizor Consequences
The victory lap of Shadows of the Empire begins. We bring a pile of stuff to the table, between the book’s exciting (note: not really) epilogue, a wonderful copy of […]
Expounded Universe 13 – But Why Start Doing the Smart Thing Now?
WE ARE DONE! This is it, the end of the story of Shadows of The Empire! Who lives? Who dies? What is it to harn? You’ll find out here in […]
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