The Jedi children enjoy the literal fruits of their recent Proctor-bamboozling, Leia has a a wookie makeover party, and the Waru plot goopens, as the Bizarro Meatwad reveals his true interests.  Will Han ever confront his gambling problems?  What the heck are color crawlers?  And why is Luke so weird?  All that and more right here.

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