Horrortoberfest ’25 – Day 18: Terrifier 3 (2024)
Now for a look at the last of the Terrifier films, at least such as there are at the moment. This one ditches the Halloween backdrop to go for a […]
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Horrortoberfest ’24 – Day 19: It’s a Wonderful Knife (2023)
The holiday theme week ends on back-to-back horror versions of Christmas classics. I had actually only seen this come up when I was thinking about doing horror versions of other […]
Horrortoberfest ’24 – Day 18: The Mean One (2022)
We’re nearing the end of the holiday theme week of horror movies for the year so it’s time to go to the old standby of Christmas horror. This one also […]
Movie Mastery – Christmas Icetastrophe (2014)
Movie Mastery – Christmas Icetastrophe (2014) A SyFy Original TV movie where an asteroid freezes everything around it and also it’s Christmas time. I don’t know, I let Jef pick […]
System Mastery 242 – Like a Rogue, One-Page Apocalypse Vol 1, Christmas Fallout
System Mastery 242 – Like a Rogue, One-Page Apocalypse Vol 1, Christmas Fallout To close out our year we’ve decided to take a little look at a couple of very […]
System Mastery 221 – Santa’s Soldiers
Happy Christmas in July in March! It’s time for some holiday cheer, because we were looking for a different game but ended up with this one (it’s explained in the […]
Horrortoberfest ’21 Day 23 – Krampus (2015)
Since this movie has come out, there have been a ton of various Krampus themed horror movies trying to get in on the fact that the internet has let us […]
Movie Mastery – Fred Claus (2007)
Jef has been allowed to take over the movie decisions for the month and has decided it’s “A Very Vince Vaughn Christmas”. First up we find out out Santa’s deadbeat […]
Movie Mastery – The Santa Clause 1, 2, and 3
Merry Christmas, everyone. As a special holiday treat we are giving you a giant-sized gift in the form of us reviewing ALL THREE Santa Clause movies. Just a warning, we […]
Movie Mastery – Deck the Halls (2006)
It’s time for some seasonal fare with the first of our Bad Dads Christmas movie spectacular. Do these terrible dads not love Christmas enough? Do they love it too much? […]
Movie Mastery – Saving Christmas (2014)
Kirk Cameron takes some time off from his lucrative rap career to let everyone know what the holidays are really all about. Rampant, unbridled consumerism with a thin veneer of […]
Movie Mastery – Santa with Muscles (1996)
Oh boy, it’s Hulk Hogan! According to that poster, we know he goes sleeveless, doesn’t like buttoning up, and gives some very harmless looking dudes the business. I mean, look […]
Movie Mastery – The Star Wars Holiday Special
So this thing is internet famous as a bizarre travesty against Star Wars right? Kind of like a Jar-Jar 1978. What the internet won’t normally tell you about the holiday […]
Movie Mastery – Christmas with the Kranks
There are three Movie Mastery episodes this December, and you can be sure that every single one of them will be a holiday themed film. There’s no genre of film […]
Decemberpalooza Day 6 – Jack Frost (1998) Podcast Edition!
Look, if you build a snowman with eyebrows like that, he’s obviously going to come to life and immediately announce he’s Batman to his first girlfriend on their second date. […]
Decemberpalooza Day 5 – Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
Full disclosure: I am breaking my theme tonight because I just do not want to watch two Christmas movies. We watching a Rifftrax Live presentation of Santa Claus Conquers the […]
Decemberpalooza Day 4 – Santa Baby 2: Christmas Maybe (2009)
Jenny McCarthy plays the daughter of Santa Claus, who is played by Paul Sorvino. There’s a mailman and a misguided elf that wants to be Santa and Santa is doing […]
Decemberpalooza Day 3 – White Christmas (1954)
Day three and I’m already losing steam. Let’s forge ahead though as I watch “White Christmas” the 1954 Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye classic. As with all of these films, […]
Decemberpalooza Day 2 – I’ll Be Home For Christmas (1998)
Christmas movies are more or less eternal. 90s Christmas movies, not so much. Today I watched “I’ll Be Home For Christmas,” a Jonathan Taylor Thomas vehicle, which contains so many […]
Decemberpalooza Day 1 – Jingle All The Way (1996)
Today commences the month of Decemberpalooza, my soul-crushing attempt to watch 31 Christmas movies in 31 days (plus a hannukah movie or two). I will endeavor to stick to films […]
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