Horrortoberfest 2014: Day 18 – Apartment 143 (2011)
Today’s spooky house is actually an apartment. Probably because they couldn’t afford a real house. Thanks, Obama. When the movie started and I realized it was going to be “found […]
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Horrortoberfest 2014: Day 17 – Barricade (2012)
The streak of movies with “house” in the title has ended but the spooky house theme continues on. This time it’s a spooky cabin. It stars Eric McCormack as a […]
Horrortoberfest 2014: Day 16 – House (1986)
I almost broke my rule about only watching movies I haven’t seen before with this one. House is the first horror movie I ever saw but never watched the whole […]
Horrortoberfest 2014: Day 15 – The Haunting of Whaley House (2012)
Being that I live in San Diego where the actual Whaley House is; when I saw that there was a Whaley House movie, I knew I wanted to review it. […]
Horrortoberfest 2014: Day 14 – Silent House (2011)
So this movie is a remake of a Uruguayan film called La Casa Muda which I had never heard of before. Which is fair since I also hadn’t ever heard […]
Horrortoberfest 2014: Day 13 – Grave Encounters 2 (2012)
The first Grave Encounters was one of my favorite random finds from last year. It was an atmospheric horror movie that dealt with more psychological and unexplainable terror than just […]
Horrortoberfest 2014: Day 12 – The Rage: Carrie 2 (1999)
Horrortoberfest 12 – The Rage Carrie 2 Today we give way more thought to the ideas behind this Carrie sequel than the original writers of the screenplay did. We go […]
Horrortoberfest 2014: Day 11 – Friday the 13th: Part 7 – The New Blood (1988)
After yesterday’s venture into the worst that horror film has to offer, I needed something extremely light and easy for today. What could be easier than Jason Voorhees wandering around […]
Horrortoberfest 2014: Day 10 – The Human Centipede 2 (2011)
It’s the movie I’ve been dreading reviewing ever since I reviewed the first one. If you haven’t seen or heard of The Human Centipede, well you should go do something […]
Horrortoberfest 2014: Day 9 – Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013)
I originally reviewed the first Insidious a couple years ago and found it to be fairly decent. Good but not worth the high amount of praise that it seemed to […]
Horrotoberfest 2014: Day 8 – Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest (1995)
It took me forever to get around to seeing the first Children of the Corn movie but I remember all the video covers of the sequels in my local Blockbuster […]
Horrortoberfest 2014: Day 7 – V/H/S/2 (2013)
This week we have sequels to movies I’ve already reviewed. I figured I’d start with a sequel to a movie that would be pretty hard to entirely fuck up. Since […]
Horrortoberfest 2014: Day 6 – Monkey Shines (1988)
This is my sweet reward for putting up with this week’s malarkey. I get an honest to god well done horror movie. Directed by George Romero, effects from Tom Savini, […]
Horrortoberfest 2014: Day 5 – Frogs (1972)
How did this happen? How have I found myself back again in the clutches of a shitty horror movie from the 70s? Hadn’t I learned my lesson from Barracuda? “But […]
Horrortoberfest 2014: Day 4 – Spiders (2013)
After yesterday’s 70’s snooze-fest (seriously what is with that decade and boring movies), I figured it was time to spice things up. We’re still dealing with animals killing people but […]
Horrortoberfest 2014: Day 3 – Barracuda (1978)
I’ll be honest, half the reason I picked Barracuda for the week’s animal attack theme was because as soon as I saw it I couldn’t get that Heart song out […]
Horrortoberfest 2014: Day 2 – Blood Lake (2014)
I’m not entirely sure how Animal Planet managed to convince Shannen Doherty and Christopher Lloyd to be in their shitty made for TV movie about killer lampreys but, hey, here […]
Horrortoberfest 2014: Day 1 – Slugs (1987)
Time to start this Horrortoberfest off with an incredible slow, ridiculous bang. Slugs is one of those films where I can only imagine the reason the movie got made was […]
Monday Movie Review – Crocodile Dundee (1986)
Crocodile Dundee is one of those cultural touchstone movies that I just never bothered with. I already knew “That’s not a knife. That’s a knife.” so I didn’t really feel […]
Monday Movie Review – Barbarella (1968)
I was going through the selection of available movies on Netflix when I stumbled across Barbarella. I thought to myself “Hey, this is a famous campy movie. I could totally review […]
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