Horrortoberfest ’18 Day 18 – Deep Blue Sea (1999)
The urge to make the entirety of this review be the lyrics to LL Cool J’s end-of-movie rap “Deepest, Bluest (Shark’s Fin)” is almost overwhelming. Thankfully, I do still have […]
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Horrortoberfest ’18 Day 17 – Jaws 3-D (1983)
The only thing that I knew going in about Jaws 3 was that it was originally in 3-D. That means I had the great pleasure of watching a movie that […]
Horrortoberfest ’18 Day 16 – Jaws 2 (1978)
The first Jaws was one of the first and select few horror movies to get actual critical acclaim and ushered in the idea of the summer blockbuster. It really is […]
Horrortoberfest ’18 Day 15 – Demonic (2016)
I already reviewed Satanic; might as well go ahead and review Demonic while I’m at it. The movie is fairly ambitious in that it wants to try to blend together […]
Horrortoberfest ’18 Day 14 – Venom
While not fully a horror film, I’m still counting this as an entry for the years Horrortoberfest. There’s a weird monster that possesses someone and it eats people so, you […]
Horrortoberfest ’18 Day 13 – Satanic (2016)
I had been lamenting the lack of truly awful horror so far in this year’s Horrortoberfest. Then, lo and behold, along comes a recommendation that truly embodies everything that is […]
Horrortoberfest ’18 Day 12 – Tusk (2014)
Tusk has such a weird origin for a horror movie in that the concept for it originally came out of the SModcast, Kevin Smith’s comedy podcast. They had found an […]
Horrortoberfest ’18 Day 11 – Train to Busan (2016)
This Korean made zombie movie has had a ton of hype and good press behind it. So much so that it’s getting a sequel and an American remake. Thankfully, even […]
Expounded Universe 57 – Kiss My Wookiee
And with hungry hearts, we close this chapter of Expounded Universe. Seriously, we must have been starving, this episode is pretty food heavy. The climax has come, and you know […]
Horrortoberfest ’18 Day 10 – The Ice Cream Truck (2017)
I was pretty certain I had a winner on my hands when I saw that there was a modern horror movie about an ice cream truck that I had never […]
Horrortoberfest ’18 Day 9 – Bedeviled (2016)
Just like yesterday, this is another movie that has been sitting in my Netflix queue for ages just waiting for me to finally watch it. Since the Horrortoberfest this year […]
Beyond the Supernatural – System Mastery 132
It’s Ween again, my friends! Joyous Ween to you all! But sadly this year White Ween was simply out of the question. So we searched far and wide for a […]
Horrortoberfest ’18 Day 8 – The Babysitter (2017)
This one has been sitting in my Netflix queue for about a year at this point. I had been putting it off until now just so I could do it […]
Horrortoberfest ’18 Day 7 – Invaders from Mars (1986)
The last entry of the 80s horror movie week is brought to us by the one and only Tobe Hooper, the director behind such classics as The Texas Chainsaw Massacre […]
Horrortoberfest ’18 Day 6 – The Strangeness (1985)
Any movie that takes place in a cave/mine, such as this one does, always runs the risk of being mostly just shots of incredibly badly lit people against a backdrop […]
Horrortoberfest ’18 Day 5 – Uninvited (1988)
After a brief podcast hiatus, we are back to the low budget 80s goodness for the week. I had actually heard about The Uninvited before this as being noteworthy in […]
Movie Mastery/Horrortoberfest ’18 Day 4 – The Unborn (2009)
Taking a quick detour from the 80s horror week so that Jef can, once again, miss out on good movies and watch some crap that can’t even be saved by […]
Horrortoberfest ’18 Day 3 – The Stepfather (1987)
Time for yet more low budget horror films from the 80s. I have to say, I almost feel like I was cheating with this one since it’s an actually decent […]
Expounded Universe 56 – The Jedi Knightfall Saga
The demipenultimate episode! Luke is missing! Teneniel is just working that dark side/light side divide! King Solo finally goes full Princess Bride! And most exciting of all, with two chapters […]
Horrortoberfest ’18 Day 2 – Galaxy of Terror (1981)
Today’s movie ended up having a connection to yesterday’s. There was actually a poster for this movie hanging in the background of Chopping Mall. Who knows, maybe I’ll just do […]
