System Mastery 190 – Interstitial – Our Hearts Intertwined
Have you not gotten your fill of Kingdom Hearts yet? Of course not, no one has. Not until someone bursts Nomura like a pinata and eats all the ideas that […]
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Expounded Universe 155 – Don’t Go Chasing Holocrons
We’re there! We made it! We’re in the titular ruins of Dantooine! Oh, wait, I guess we’re leaving them immediately. Why is this book called this? Anyway, time to meet […]
System Mastery 189 – New Gods of Mankind
Now here’s some good old fashioned back to basics shit. Got to be, right? Name like that? Shirtless axe dude on the cover? Well, color us surprised because this thing […]
Movie Mastery – Eragon (2006)
When all the young adult novels were fighting to see who would come out on top, Eragon set itself apart by being written by a teen itself. A […]
Expounded Universe 154 – Awakened the Wrath of the Lizard
Another chapter, another session of opening up lootboxes on a shuttle. At least this time we finally make it to Dantooine, even if we don’t see much of the titular […]
Expounded Universe 153 – Hot Corellian Nights
The next thing we knew she was getting sexually excited by guns and manhands in the back of a freighter. I never thought it would happen to me. Oh also […]
System Mastery 188 – Star Crossed
Oh my, a game about the uncertain moments at the precipice of romance or disaster? Neat! Star Crossed is a 2018 game by Alex Roberts that creates tension and titillation […]
Expounded Universe 152 – LF1M Need Bioengineer
As the dread Captain Nym enters the story, we begin a short but fascinating era where this books is basically based on two video games at once! Our heroes leave […]
Expounded Universe 151 – In & Out Borgles
The pieces of this obvious romance novel fall into place as Dusque and Tendau head to the hard zone moon of Rori to do some boots on the ground bio-engineering. […]
System Mastery 187 – Marvel Universe Roleplaying
Out of the four Marvel RPGs that have happened over the years, this is one of them. Specifically, the 2003 diceless one made, inexplicably, by Marvel Comics themselves? Anyhow, it’s […]
Movie Mastery – Cherry 2000
In a future dystopia where relationships are no more than business contracts, one man has the romantic passion to fall in love with his sex robot. Now he has to […]
Expounded Universe 150 – You Would Not Believe the Darktrin I Pull in this Jumpsuit
As the book progresses, it begins to dawn on us… oh no, this is self-insert fanfic! Help! It’s official but that’s what it is! We watch as Dusque is pulled […]
System Mastery 186 – Supermegatopia
There’s nothing quite so exciting to find as a unique blend RPG. Here we see a blend of comedy, furry stuff, light breast expansion and pregnancy fetishes, and superheroes. I […]
Horrortoberfest ’20 Day 31 – Hungerford (2014)
Hoooooly crap. You know, this year’s Horrortoberfest crop was actually pretty good, all things considered. However, we are going to bookend this year with another super low budget found […]
Horrortoberfest ’20 Day 30 – Assimilate (2019)
Only two reviews left to do and I think I’m going to go for a mini-theme for these last ones that is best summed up as “something is wrong […]
Movie Mastery – Bad Hair (2020)
A Horrortoberfest special with guest star Chanel from the Arms of the Tide podcast. Thankfully the episode isn’t just two white dudes talking about a very specifically Black woman issue […]
Horrortoberfest ’20 Day 28 – Siren (2016)
We’re ending Monster Week with a film that is based around a more classic monster than the ones I’ve reviewed this week. Although, technically, this isn’t strictly a movie […]
Expounded Universe 149 – She’s Not Like the Other Imps
A book set in the world created by an MMO licensed from movies, huh? Sure, why not? It’s Ruins of Dantooine, and while I’m sure ruins will turn up at […]
Horrortoberfest ’20 Day 27 – Digging Up the Marrow (2014)
There are plenty of “found footage” horror movies out there but I really like the way that this movie does the entire thing as a documentary. Not even like […]
Horrortoberfest ’20 Day 26 – The Rake (2018)
The Rake is a modern monster creation that stemmed from a 4chan thread about creating new monsters in much the same way that Slenderman came out of a Something […]
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