Movie Mastery – A Wrestling Christmas Miracle (2020)
Whoever it was that decided this should be on our list both understands exactly what this show is about and also is a terrible person. Hitting some surprising new lows […]
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System Mastery 215 – Blue Rose
Let’s dispense with the obvious question first. This is the OGL version. Now before that gets too depressing, note that this is one of the most modified OGL games we’ve […]
Movie Mastery – Duel (1971)
Ok but the movie poster claims “the most bizarre murder weapon ever used” and that’s just not even remotely true. Killing someone with a truck is real fuckin basic. You […]
Expounded Universe 194 – Aw C’Mon, He’s Just a Little Guy
Whoa, two chapters in a row that are a continuous story? Don’t think we’ve seen that yet! Anyhoo, the gang is still in “sit around bickering” mode, until Den kickstarts […]
Expounded Universe 193 – A Cragmoloid Never Forgets
We’re about 2/3rds of the way through the book, and for the first time ever any path that anyone is on seems like it might actually cross one of the […]
System Mastery 214 – Mystic Forces
Heck yeah, one of those weird games so little known I couldn’t GIS the cover and had to take a picture of our copy! Mystic Forces is a 2000 RPG […]
Movie Mastery – 3 Ninjas High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998)
The 4th and final installment of the 3 Ninjas series goes out on a “what?” as Hulk Hogan helps some kids fight terrorists that are also ninjas that have taken […]
Expounded Universe 192 – A Couple of Side Stories
Den Dhur spends a little time wandering a big space market full of Wookiee Luau and disreputable merchandise, which he hates (Dhur hates everything), Typho adds bureaucrat to his already […]
Expounded Universe 191 – The Vindalian Wife Explainer
Doing things in the wrong chapter order? Why not? It’s pandemonium gone wild as Aurra Sing continues to brag and lose, and Jax shows his… questionable side.
System Mastery 213 – The Book of Vile Darkness (3.x)
Just because Ween is over doesn’t mean we can’t stay spooky! Or at least one would hope. This is more evil by way of edge than anything else. Jef sought […]
Movie Mastery – Deadly Prey (1987)
A group of mercenaries accidentally kidnap the worlds most killingest badass for their murder training and he picks them off one by one using nothing but a knife, his wits, […]
Expounded Universe 190 – The Typho Sing-Along
Back in action, just in time for the classic noir event of nursing a crappy drink in a low gin joint. Den and Laranth finally meet the Cephalon, and everyone’s […]
System Mastery 212 – Outbreak: Undead
Okay so maybe it’s November, and maybe we forgot when October started this year, but that won’t stop us from delivering our yearly load of horror ween stuff! Here’s Outbreak […]
Horrortoberfest ’21 Day 31 – Black Christmas (1974)
One of the few remaining true classic horror films that I hadn’t gotten around to watching yet. Coming out in 1974, this movie would heavily influence later films like John […]
Horrortoberfest ’21 Day 30 – ParaNorman (2012)
We’ve come to the end of the Kid Horror week and also the end of theme weeks with just Halloween left to go, which is dealer’s choice on what I […]
Horrortoberfest ’21 Day 29 – The House With a Clock in Its Walls (2018)
This movie is an adaptation of the book with the same name extremely long name. I had never heard of the book when this came out a few years ago […]
Movie Mastery – Goosebumps (2015)
You remember those horror books aimed at kids that were super popular in the early-mid 90’s? Well, they definitely cashed in on that in a timely fashion with this movie […]
Horrortoberfest ’21 Day 27 – My Best Friend is a Vampire (1987)
Alright, I’m gonna go ahead and come right out and admit that I probably should have done a little more homework before putting this one on my list for the […]
Expounded Universe 189 – Volette Are You Okay, Are You Okay Volette?
Oh no, where once there was only intrigue, now there is… MURDER! Who killed Ves Volette? Who else is working an angle? Rhaninn? Laranth? Certainly not our dear and trustworthy […]
Horrortoberfest ’21 Day 26 – The Witches (2020)
A second stab at an adaptation of the Roald Dahl book of the same name. I, of course, know and love the original with Anjelica Huston but the most I […]
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