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Expounded Universe 22 – His Name was Hethrir, He was a Dancer

February 1, 2018by systemmastery 3 Comments

Lelila and Geyyahab learn some big secrets, Han recovers after seeing a murder, and Luke fails to save the drama for his long-dead mama on today’s exciting episode of Expounded […]

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Expounded Universe 21 – When Waru Still Crushin’ (Ithorians)

January 22, 2018by systemmastery Leave a comment

The Jedi children enjoy the literal fruits of their recent Proctor-bamboozling, Leia has a a wookie makeover party, and the Waru plot goopens, as the Bizarro Meatwad reveals his true […]

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Expounded Universe 20 – Waru, Huh, Good God

January 18, 2018by systemmastery 1 Comment

We finally meet Waru, the big ball of oozing meat and gold that just loves to love!  Waru is hosting some sort of seminar on castile soaps and healing seaweed […]

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Expounded Universe 19 – Qaqquqqu G’Joob

January 9, 2018by systemmastery 1 Comment

Today, we are thrilled to finally introduce you to the richest and most dynamic  new cast of characters ever found in a Star Wars Expanded Universe novel.  It’s so good.  […]

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Expounded Universe 18 – Xaverri Bad Things

January 4, 2018by systemmastery 1 Comment

Whoa, subchapters!  Almost forgot about these things!  On today’s thrilling (that’s Star Wars-ese for “boring”) adventure, Leia gets surprisingly dark, Luke gets surprisingly weird, and Jaina… well look, Jaina’s just […]

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Expounded Universe 17 – An Impossibly Beautiful Man Appears

December 20, 2017by systemmastery 1 Comment

Star Wars meets Dickens in the first chapter we’ve read that’s from the point of view of a five-year old.  We’re truly committing to the Legends brand today as we […]

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Expounded Universe 16 – Her Ethereal Thiccness

December 11, 2017by systemmastery Leave a comment

Today we’ve got someone new to discuss, a character that has never been seen before in Expounded Universe history, and not only that, it’s a full chapter, just for him.  […]

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Expounded Universe 15 – Horrible Dogs

December 6, 2017by systemmastery 1 Comment

Welcome to season 2!  No more Xizor.  No more Dash Rendar.  I know!  It’s sad!  But don’t worry, dear listeners, because some things never change.  Like Leia being grossed out […]

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Expounded Universe 14 – Xizor Consequences

November 28, 2017by systemmastery 2 Comments

The victory lap of Shadows of the Empire begins.  We bring a pile of stuff to the table, between the book’s exciting (note: not really) epilogue, a wonderful copy of […]

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Expounded Universe 13 – But Why Start Doing the Smart Thing Now?

November 21, 2017by systemmastery 1 Comment

WE ARE DONE!  This is it, the end of the story of Shadows of The Empire!  Who lives?  Who dies?  What is it to harn?  You’ll find out here in […]

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Expounded Universe 12 – Benny and the Jerks

November 14, 2017by systemmastery 1 Comment

Our signature sultry audio has returned!  On today’s episode, it’s the sewer level, Vader finally makes his move via a catty phone call, and Xizor is confused about his relationship […]

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Expounded Universe 11 – Moonglow Over My Hammy

November 7, 2017by systemmastery 1 Comment

Let’s put the cards on the table regarding this episode.  The sound sucks.  There was a catastrophic sound failure during our recording a weekend or two ago that ate a […]

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Expounded Universe 10 – Xizor Takes a Knee

October 18, 2017by systemmastery 2 Comments

We are joined in today’s episode by Kat and Pranks from a friendly Star Wars podcast of their very own, Never Tell Me The Pods! We’ll be exploring chapters 28-30, […]

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Expounded Universe 9 – Fully Armed and Operational Molestation

October 3, 2017by systemmastery 4 Comments

In today’s episode, Princess Leia is sexually assaulted by a big red lizard man.  Everyone else who shows up at all just spins their wheels.  Dash Rendar isn’t even here.  […]

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Expounded Universe 8 – Guri Interrupted

September 19, 2017by systemmastery 1 Comment

In this episode everyone but Luke spins their wheels and so does he, honestly. Got Star Wars questions?   We’ve got answers.  Send them to the usual place, systemmastery@gmail.com.

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Expounded Universe 7 – The Rodian Less Twaveled

September 5, 2017by systemmastery 5 Comments

Chapters 19 – 21.  In which Dash Rendar gets a real wicked sad going, Leia finally meets Guri, and against all odds, Bothans just keep on dying! Got Star Wars […]

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Expounded Universe 6 – The Life and Death of Manny Bothans

August 21, 2017by systemmastery 7 Comments

In which Dash Rendar slowly turns into that kid that gets birthday presents at your birthday party, Vader and the Emperor make the briefest possible appearances, and Leia ponders the […]

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Expounded Universe 5 – Horkin’ Up Dangle Hams

August 7, 2017by systemmastery 7 Comments

Welcome to the majesty of chapters 13-15.  In which our hero Prince Xizor capers and cavorts about most evilly, Luke does some canyon racing, Threepio belabors the joke, and … […]

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Expounded Universe 4 – Stupid Sexy Xizor

July 24, 2017by systemmastery 5 Comments

These chapters are in a bit of a holding pattern, but not us, damn it!  We discuss the value of Xizor’s workout regimen, Dash Rendar’s continued value as an employee, […]

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Expounded Universe 3 – Rendar Unto Xizor What Is Xizor’s

July 10, 2017by systemmastery 2 Comments

In this episode Vader doesn’t look back, Luke blows up TIE fighters, Lando and Leia fly around with Dash, Luke blows up TIE fighters, Xizor visits Space Tony Roma’s, a […]

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