Horrortoberfest ’25 – Day 30: The Sand (2015)
On this All Hallows Eve eve, I harken back to the humble beginnings of Horrortoberfest 13 years ago when I was just watching whatever crap Netflix had available to stream. […]
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Movie Mastery – Van Helsing (2004)
Movie Mastery – Van Helsing (2004) Wolverine fights the Duke from Moulin Rouge in a movie that sucks so bad and yet is a spectacle of absolute joy to watch.
Movie Mastery – Godzilla: Final Wars (2004)
Movie Mastery – Godzilla: Final Wars (2004) Godzilla runs a victory lap around all of his various kaiju nemeses in this 50th anniversary film. Plus some added in aliens, mutants, […]
Movie Mastery – I, Frankenstein (2014)
Movie Mastery – I, Frankenstein A movie that takes itself far too seriously given that it is on the level of Underworld fan fiction. Maybe lean into the fact that […]
Movie Mastery – Croczilla (2012)
Thrill as a very large but not kaiju-sized crocodile harmlessly wanders around the Chinese countryside causing some mild panic and light property damage.
Horrortoberfest ’20 Day 28 – Siren (2016)
We’re ending Monster Week with a film that is based around a more classic monster than the ones I’ve reviewed this week. Although, technically, this isn’t strictly a movie […]
Horrortoberfest ’20 Day 25 – Splinter (2008)
You know, I’ve already done two The Thing adjacent movies for Monster Week so far. Might as well keep on going with that for just a little bit more with […]
Horrortoberfest ’20 Day 24 – The Thing (2011)
After comparing the effects in yesterday’s review of The Void to the original The Thing by John Carpenter, I remembered that I hadn’t yet watched the prequel that came out […]
Horrortoberfest ’20 Day 22 – The Monster (2016)
Monster Week continues with more very appropriately named movies. One of the things that I always like about monster movies in particular is trying to figure out what the […]
Horrortoberfest ’20 Day 21 – Book of Monsters (2018)
A new week and a new theme to go along with it. This time we are doing a week of monsters and creatures that stalk in the darkness. This […]
Movie Mastery – The Item (1999)
Any time you find a movie that is written, directed by, and starring the same person you know it is either going to be a true masterpiece or a pile […]
Horrortoberfest ’18 Day 31 – A Quiet Place (2018)
It’s officially Halloween, so I’m watching a movie that I’ve been wanting to see since I first heard about it. I love finding horror movies that have a unique or […]
Horrortoberfest ’18 Day 6 – The Strangeness (1985)
Any movie that takes place in a cave/mine, such as this one does, always runs the risk of being mostly just shots of incredibly badly lit people against a backdrop […]
Horrortoberfest Day 27 – Leprechaun: Origins (2014)
Guys, there’s something that I need to tell you and I can’t keep it secret anymore. I love the Leprechaun series. Like…love the Leprechaun series. I was watching the Leprechaun […]
Horrortoberfest Day 19 – Shin Godzilla (2016) (It’s a podcast)
Well, we tried, buit this is in no way a horror movie. It’s an interesting movie. It’s a cool movie. It definitely has a monster in it. But it’s not […]
Horrortoberfest Day 14 – Killer Mermaid (2014)
You know, I feel like this has been one of the better quality Horrortoberfests so far. Aside from a few outliers, nothing has been overtly horrendous this year and certainly […]
Horrortoberfest Day 29 – Infini (2015)
Sometimes there’s a need for a crappy sci-fi movie where all the special effects budget went into spray painting some laser tag equipment gray. Infini is the result of one […]
Horrortoberfest Day 28 – Critters 2 (1988)
I never saw the first Critters movie. In fact, the only exposure to the franchise I had up until this point was actually seeing about 5 minutes of Critters 2 […]
Horrortoberfest Day 24 – Tremors 5: Bloodlines (2015)
The original Tremors is one of those nostalgia inducing movies from my childhood. I picked that movie off the shelf of the Blockbuster more than once. I loved the tension […]
System Mastery 