Expounded Universe 79 – A Big Crab or Something
Stuff happened this time, so I guess this is just that kind of book that wants to chill for a while before doing anything.
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Expounded Universe 78 – But I’m a Fun Guy
Han arrives on the planet Nim Drovis and…Okay, now we know what’s going on. Han is wandering around for basically no reason while Threepio tapes bells to his head and […]
Expounded Universe 77 – The Squishiest of Vapes
Han arrives on the planet Nim Drovis and… I dunno, I guess he meets a giant flower or something. If this book has a point I’d love to see it.
Expounded Universe 76 – Hutt Girl on Girl Action
Han rescues some survivors of a terrifying (and only tangentially related) spaceship crash, with Chewie and Lando in tow! Meanwhile Leia and Luke stay on course of learning the same […]
Expounded Universe 75 – Stuff Finally Happens (For Droids)
Artoo pulls off a daring escape attempt while Threepio bumbles artlessly about. Luke’s life is basically an Evanescence song you guys. Leia is on drugs.
Expounded Universe 74 – Crawling in My Skin
Well okay so basically Luke finds out this planet is basically all Mad Maxy and that it’s mostly just a big crystal desert with weird bugs. Han hangs around in […]
Expounded Universe 73 – Carol of the Beldorions
Holy cow this book takes a lot of time to say a little stuff. We do our best to fill time here but we are in the presence of a […]
Expounded Universe 72 – I’ve Got a Bad Dzym
Here we go again. It’s a tale of ancient history and way too much information as we orbit the mysterious Nam Chorios. Who’s Seti Ashgad? How is every Skywalker so […]
Expounded Universe 71 – Red Harvest Wrap Up
The customary interstitial discussion episode where we relax, answer questions, and take some time off from reading has arrived! How did we feel about Red Harvest? What’s coming next? These […]
Expounded Universe 70 – The Triumph of Frode and Bennis
The end is now. Who survives? Who wins? YOU DECIDE! No, wait, it was written down here. We’ll just tell you.
Expounded Universe 69 – Nice
Whoa, big things are happening now! Hestizo and Rojo face off against the zombie-lord Darth Scabrous while Tulkh and the HK droid blow shit up! Things are heating up as […]
Expounded Universe 68 – Behold my Evil Plan
Who dies this time!? We won’t tell you it’s definitely Kindra here. Just tune in to learn more about the librarian, Rojo, and, holy shit, Pergus Frode is back!? Zombies!
Expounded Universe 67 – Dank Hooves
Tulkh foolishly goes off on his own after watching Hestizo finally do something useful? Madness! Speaking of madness, what’s going on with our favorite tree librarian? Could it be…. space […]
Expounded Universe 66 – Hestizo Cuts Loose
We’re back from Christmas vacation, and what are we returning to? All these damned zombies, bein’ gross and eatin’ eyeballs. The action heats up as Hestizo finally does some fighting, […]
Expounded Universe 65 – So Many Poop Jokes
Hey the last thing we’re making this year, so we made sure to load it up with fresh buttered poop humor, just for your holidays. Hestizo and Tulkh make discoveries […]
Expounded Universe 64 – Forever 21 Eye Spiders
I have to be honest here, I’m sick and pretty well wiped out on Nyquil, so I only vaguely remember what we even talked about in this episode. I remember […]
Expounded Universe 63 – Blackmail Airmail
Oh sweet, new characters! And we’re starting to learn stuff about the official zombie rules in this universe. Pretty good ones! Can anyone survive?
Expounded Universe 62 – 28 Parsecs Later
Whoa, zombies have entered the building! They’re coming in! Hold on, is that a quote from a horror movie or something? I should ask Jon. In the meantime, here’s some […]
Expounded Universe 61 – It Means Red
Yet more characters! Today we’re meeting the snooty Lieutenant Norch, the surprisingly forward Captain Ansgar, and the stoic badass of the olden years, Rojo Trace. Will any of them meet […]
Expounded Universe 60 – Fried Pickles
It’s like reading a whole new book as none of these chapters seem to be about the same people as the last series! Let’s meet such Star Wars luminaries as […]
System Mastery 