Now this is the kind of weird shenanigans we WANT from our Expanded Universe. Thrill to the love story of a wet sock puppet and a cheap werewolf costume! Can love bloom between these weird monsters? Oh shit yes it can! Today, System Mastery gets ficcy with it.
System Mastery 
“Every miserable fool who has nothing at all of which he can be proud, adopts as a last resource pride in the nation to which he belongs; he is ready and happy to defend all its faults and follies tooth and nail, thus reimbursing himself for his own inferiority.”
― Arthur Schopenhauer, Essays and Aphorisms
The “My baby loves to werewolf all the time, werewolf all the time” bit made me recall how much I love you guys