He’s just one more duck detective, that works with a pig, lives with the twin sister of his dead wife, three sons on two bodies, and a mother-in-law with so much gas, she’s a fire hazard. This week System Mastery is overjoyed to present The Official Duckman RPG, a mixed bag of failure, liquor, nymphos, 90s topical humor, failure again, the American dream, and hijinks. We hope this doesn’t sound grandiose, but tonight we begin our pre-ordained ascent towards the global adulation we so richly deserve.
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Editor’s note: April Fools! There was no Duckman RPG as of this podcast, and there still shouldn’t be. However, despite all common sense and advice from our friends, family, and legal counsel, there is a Duckman RPG now. Here, it’s free, take it: Duckman RPG