Horrortoberfest ’24 – Day 5: The Blackening (2022)
Yesterday’s horror selection was a horror comedy that left a lot to be desired in both the horror and the comedy sections. I figured I would take today to look […]
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Movie Mastery – Slotherhouse (2023)
Movie Mastery – Slotherhouse (2023) A horror comedy that forgets it’s supposed to be comedic until about the last 10 minutes of the movie. At least the sloth puppet is […]
Horrortoberfest ’24 – Day 3: No One Will Save You (2023)
I chose this movie as a direct response to yesterday’s absolute flop. Skinamarink tried to eschew standard pacing and dialogue with an atmospheric creepy vibe that absolutely did not work […]
Horrortoberfest ’24 – Day 2: Skinamarink (2022)
Day 2 of Horrortoberfest and I’m still going through the recent horror movies that I missed. Skinamarink is one of those movies that I was sort of dreading watching. Not […]
Horrortoberfest ’24 – Day 1: M3GAN (2022)
Horrortoberfest is back and to start I figured I would look at some of the more recent horror films that I just never got around to watching or, in several […]
Movie Mastery – Dracula 300 (2004)
Movie Mastery – Dracula 3000 (2004) A vampire movie that is continually setting up interesting ideas and refusing to do anything with them because it needs that run time for […]
Movie Mastery – Tower of Terror (1997)
Movie Mastery – Tower of Terror (1997) Based on the Disney ride of the same name, this made for TV movie is desperately trying to not be scary. Or interesting.
Movie Mastery – Death Bed: The Bed That Eats
Movie Mastery – Death Bed: The Bed That Eats A 70’s horror film that was mostly forgotten because even with a premise that seems like it should be wildly memorable, […]
Movie Mastery – Hard Rock Zombies (1984)
Movie Mastery – Hard Rock Zombies (1984) A literal afterthought of a movie that manages to survive mostly on being so weird that you can almost ignore how bad and […]
Movie Mastery – Blood and Donuts (1995)
Movie Mastery – Blood and Donuts (1995) I guess the idea that being a vampire might not be great was novel in Canada in the 90’s because this movie really […]
Movie Mastery – Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla (1952)
Movie Mastery – Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla (1952) A knock-off Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis drag poor Bela Lugosi on screen to be as unlikeable as possible at […]
Movie Mastery – Star Leaf (2015)
Movie Mastery – Star Leaf (2015) A stoner horror movie that doesn’t attempt to even remotely be scary but also doesn’t lean into the stoner comedy aspect either. Just a […]
System Mastery 255 – Horror Rules
System Mastery 255 – Horror Rules It’s rules, for horror. From the DTRPG files, we’ve read a 2003 horror game with some neat ideas, some snarky stuff, and a slow […]
Movie Mastery – Curse 2: The Bite
Curse 2: The Bite The old random number generator has really been punishing us the past few episodes and the hits just keep on comin. At least it isn’t Baby […]
Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 31 – Halloween Ends (2022)
This end to the current Halloween trilogy is still in theaters so I will say upfront that there will be pretty massive SPOILERS through this review. Now, finally, we can […]
Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 30 – Halloween Kills (2021)
The requel from 2018 did so well both commercially and critically that they immediately decided to turn this new timeline into a trilogy. This middle child of the new Halloween […]
Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 29 – Halloween (2018)
It’s final timeline! Where H20 was a sequel to Halloween 2 and the Rob Zombie version was a full reboot of the series; the 2018 film is a sequel only […]
Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 28 – Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
A movie so bad that it ends up being in the running for worst entry in the Halloween franchise even though we already have the sloppy pile of garbage that […]
Movie Mastery – Halloween: H20 (1998)
I fucked up and made Jef watch a halfway decent movie from the Halloween series instead of one of the absolute trash ones that come before and after this one. […]
Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 26 – Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)
We have now come to the end of the first timeline in the Halloween series. There are a total of 4 different timelines for the series but I’m not looking […]
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