In Theaters Now – Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
So this isn’t a reboot or a remake, this is a sequel to the 1995 original Jumanji movie. Which is weird, because they ditch the entire conceit of the original […]
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Movie Mastery – The Santa Clause 1, 2, and 3
Merry Christmas, everyone. As a special holiday treat we are giving you a giant-sized gift in the form of us reviewing ALL THREE Santa Clause movies. Just a warning, we […]
Movie Mastery – Deck the Halls (2006)
It’s time for some seasonal fare with the first of our Bad Dads Christmas movie spectacular. Do these terrible dads not love Christmas enough? Do they love it too much? […]
In Theaters Now – Baywatch
Normally seeing that The Rock is in a movie is an assurance that it will at least be somewhat charming, if nothing else. The greatest sin of this movie isn’t […]
Movie Mastery – Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
This movie is the worst. Not mentioned in the review but a running “gag” in the film is his neighbor’s kid keeps getting horribly mangled by things. This managed to […]
Movie Mastery – Blood Punch (2014)
Think about the concept of Groundhog’s Day but it’s an action thriller movie. Got it? Ok, now instead of the super rad thing you imagined; think of the dullest version […]
Horrortoberfest Day 29 -Ava’s Possessions (2015)
Even though I grew up Christian, none of the religious horror movies ever really scared me that much. I think Rosemary’s Baby is pretty much the most boring, unintentionally goofy […]
Horrortoberfest Day 24 – Housebound (2014)
Without actually meaning to, it appears as if I’m having a mini New Zealand horror film festival. At this rate, I’m going to really start becoming a serious advocate for […]
Horrortoberfest Day 23 – Deathgasm (2015)
After watching The Human Centipede the other day, I really needed something to cleanse the palate and make me want to keep on doing this. That’s where this New Zealand […]
Horrortoberfest Day 17 – Stitches (2012)
What with the weird rash of clown sightings that have been cropping up this year, it’s time for a good old fashioned killer clown movie. Pleasantly surprised to find Ross […]
Horrortoberfest Day 12 – Holidays (2016)
Time for another horror movie that is a compilation of a bunch of vignettes. Unlike most other horror movies that do this, Holidays doesn’t get a some overarching plot on […]
Horrortoberfest Day 6 – Witching and Bitching (2013)
After the less than stellar reaction I had to the critically acclaimed The Witch, I decided to watch the first thing with “witch” in it that I found on Netflix. […]
Movie Mastery – Speed Racer (2008)
This movie is sincerely lacking in Tim Curry. I know what you’re thinking, which is that most movies are sincerely lacking in Tim Curry, but you feel it a lot […]
In Theaters Now – Ghostbusters (2016)
Find out who was right about this movie. Was it terrible like the angry white men on the internet that refused to see it said or was it good like […]
Movie Mastery – Howard the Duck (1986)
It was 1985, and with two years separating George Lucas from Return of the Jedi, it was a sure bet the world was his oyster, and he could make any […]
Movie Mastery – The Wizard (1989)
Well, we’ve covered two Dungeons and Dragons movies, Mazes and Monsters, and Wizards, so I guess at this point we’re just getting titles that even sort of remind people of […]
In Theaters Now – Angry Birds (2016)
Well, it’s certainly in theaters right now. Did you know this is the highest-grossing (in terms of domestic box office) Sean Penn movie? Well, now you do. Take that information […]
Discworld RPG – System Mastery 69
Today is good day for somebody else to die! We almost like Discworld TOO much, so we start by trying our hardest to review GURPS Lite. After that, it’s a […]
Movie Mastery – A Talking Cat!?!
The second internet famously bad movie we’ve gotten in a row. Only we know something no other reviewer knows. We know the dark secret that surrounds the filming location […]
Horrortoberfest Day 28 – Critters 2 (1988)
I never saw the first Critters movie. In fact, the only exposure to the franchise I had up until this point was actually seeing about 5 minutes of Critters 2 […]
