Movie Mastery – Life-Size 2 (2018)
Movie Mastery – Life-Size 2 (2018) In a hard turn from the original movie that was about the acceptance of loss and moving on from grief, this movie is about […]
Movie Mastery – Life-Size 2 (2018) In a hard turn from the original movie that was about the acceptance of loss and moving on from grief, this movie is about […]
Movie Mastery – Blood and Donuts (1995) I guess the idea that being a vampire might not be great was novel in Canada in the 90’s because this movie really […]
Movie Mastery – Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla (1952) A knock-off Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis drag poor Bela Lugosi on screen to be as unlikeable as possible at […]
Movie Mastery – Cats Don’t Dance (1997) We just keep randomly getting animated movies for some reason. Blessedly, this one is not a low budget European turd but a fairly […]
Movie Mastery – Sir Billi (2012) The final film from beloved actor Sean Connery and the first feature length animated film from Scotland. It is also so bafflingly terrible that […]
Movie Mastery – Robin-B-Hood (2006) We take a look at a Jackie Chan movie that revolves around two professional thieves that become unlikely parents when they steal a baby. Hijinks […]
System Mastery 249 – Rifter 9 1/2 Happy April Fools! Well, sort of. We were busy. We actually were hosting a quiz show thing on April 1st proper. So this […]
Movie Mastery – The Ice Pirates A swashbuckling, fantasy, space opera, comedy that fails to effectively be any of those things. But hey, it’s got a young Ron Perlman and […]
Movie Mastery – The Toy I thought when we rolled into getting to watch a Richard Pryor film that it would be a nice treat. It was, sadly, not.
System Mastery 244 – Teenagers from Outer Space Night falls on Darkest Vancouver. Will you be ready to draw your coolest anime sword and battle the eternal dancefight against the […]
System Mastery 244 – Teenagers from Outer Space A lightweight anime-inspired comedy game from… 1987? Damn, Mike Pondsmith must have been one of those guys that bought unlabeled anime VHS […]
Movie Mastery – Chuck Steel: Night of the Trampires We look at a claymation satire of the 80’s cop films that manages to be mostly preachy about how therapy turns […]
Movie Mastery – Baby Ghost (1995) Martin Sheen has a little brother and he apparently was cursed by a witch to never be able to turn down a movie. And […]
Movie Mastery – Saved! A movie that makes fun of the hypocrisy of the Christian faith’s message and the actions their followers take. Definitely not going to get in trouble […]
Time to get back into the franchise mines and keep digging up sequels that I never watched. I’m one of the few horror fans I know that never particularly liked […]
A sequel of sorts to the excellent A Goofy Movie, this film sees Max going off to college. This is such a big life change that the characters all seem […]
The movie that fools you twice. Once by making you assume there is going to be way too much Chris Kattan when he’s hardly in it and then fooling you […]
This movie has famously been mocked for being awful ever since it first came out and was nominated for two different bad movie awards. But, does it deserve the hate […]
What starts out seeming like a standard Hulk Hogan action movie, quickly devolves into a strange, dreamlike comedy with cartoonish characters and a nonsensical plot.
In the vein of A Talking Cat, a celebrity really phones it in while voicing an animal but this movie had the budget to also badly CGI the animal doing […]