Movie Mastery – The Ice Pirates (1984)
Movie Mastery – The Ice Pirates A swashbuckling, fantasy, space opera, comedy that fails to effectively be any of those things. But hey, it’s got a young Ron Perlman and […]
Category Archives: Movie Podcasts
Movie Mastery – Godzilla: Final Wars (2004)
Movie Mastery – Godzilla: Final Wars (2004) Godzilla runs a victory lap around all of his various kaiju nemeses in this 50th anniversary film. Plus some added in aliens, mutants, […]
Movie Mastery – Batman: Assault on Arkham (2014)
Movie Mastery – Assault on Arkham (2014) A Batman movie with almost no Batman. This is an animated Suicide Squad film based on the Arkham games where they got to […]
Movie Mastery – The Toy (1982)
Movie Mastery – The Toy I thought when we rolled into getting to watch a Richard Pryor film that it would be a nice treat. It was, sadly, not.
Movie Mastery – Bridge of Dragons (1999)
Movie Mastery – Bridge of Dragons Dolph Lundgren in a movie that tries to blend medieval fantasy with modern warfare and ends up being mostly back and forth shots of […]
Movie Mastery – Curse 2: The Bite
Curse 2: The Bite The old random number generator has really been punishing us the past few episodes and the hits just keep on comin. At least it isn’t Baby […]
Movie Mastery – Chuck Steel: Night of the Trampires (2018)
Movie Mastery – Chuck Steel: Night of the Trampires We look at a claymation satire of the 80’s cop films that manages to be mostly preachy about how therapy turns […]
Movie Mastery – Baby Ghost (1995)
Movie Mastery – Baby Ghost (1995) Martin Sheen has a little brother and he apparently was cursed by a witch to never be able to turn down a movie. And […]
Movie Mastery – Saved! (2004)
Movie Mastery – Saved! A movie that makes fun of the hypocrisy of the Christian faith’s message and the actions their followers take. Definitely not going to get in trouble […]
Movie Mastery – Halloween H20 (1998)
Movie Mastery – Halloween H20 I fucked up and made Jef watch a halfway decent movie from the Halloween series instead of one of the absolute trash ones that come […]
Movie Mastery – I, Frankenstein (2014)
Movie Mastery – I, Frankenstein A movie that takes itself far too seriously given that it is on the level of Underworld fan fiction. Maybe lean into the fact that […]
Movie Mastery – Aladdin (1990)
https://playlist.megaphone.fm?e=OSPN8040875389 The story of Aladdin as a musical brought to you by Disney. Not the animated classic, the live action one. No, not the new live action one, the one […]
Movie Mastery – Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1995)
It’s Horrortoberfest and that means I get to force Jef to watch a dumb horror movie and I timed this one to coincide with one of the worst franchise horror […]
Movie Mastery – An Extremely Goofy Movie (2000)
A sequel of sorts to the excellent A Goofy Movie, this film sees Max going off to college. This is such a big life change that the characters all seem […]
Movie Mastery – Barbarian Queen (1985)
Part of the larger “Roger Corman goes to Argentina” Cinematic Universe. Just be aware, this one has a lot of rape in it and is deeply uncomfortable to watch.
Movie Mastery – Bright (2017)
Netflix’s first attempt at making a blockbuster film is mostly fantasy racism and copaganda set in a world where they didn’t spend more than minute thinking about world building and […]
Movie Mastery – Monkeybone (2001)
The movie that fools you twice. Once by making you assume there is going to be way too much Chris Kattan when he’s hardly in it and then fooling you […]
Movie Mastery – Cabin Boy (1994)
This movie has famously been mocked for being awful ever since it first came out and was nominated for two different bad movie awards. But, does it deserve the hate […]
Movie Mastery – McCinsey’s Island (1998)
What starts out seeming like a standard Hulk Hogan action movie, quickly devolves into a strange, dreamlike comedy with cartoonish characters and a nonsensical plot.
Movie Mastery – Snakes on a Plane (2006)
We aren’t reviewing Morbius (yet) but how about another movie that decided to try to lean into the memes and then didn’t make any money because it turns out memes […]
