Movie Mastery – Christmas Icetastrophe (2014)
Movie Mastery – Christmas Icetastrophe (2014) A SyFy Original TV movie where an asteroid freezes everything around it and also it’s Christmas time. I don’t know, I let Jef pick […]
Category Archives: Movie Podcasts
Movie Mastery – Black Dog (1998)
Movie Mastery – Black Dog (1998) A movie about a man willing to commit several major felonies and some light murder just so his family doesn’t have to move from […]
Movie Mastery – Swamp Thing (1982)
Movie Mastery – Swamp Thing (1982) You’ll come to see Ray Wise be a manic sex pest and then stay because you already turned it on and it would be […]
Movie Mastery – The Covenant (2006)
Movie Mastery – The Covenant (2006) A movie about how rich, old money white men can do whatever they want and if anyone tries to stop them, they’re the bad […]
Movie Mastery – Blood and Donuts (1995)
Movie Mastery – Blood and Donuts (1995) I guess the idea that being a vampire might not be great was novel in Canada in the 90’s because this movie really […]
Movie Mastery – Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla (1952)
Movie Mastery – Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla (1952) A knock-off Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis drag poor Bela Lugosi on screen to be as unlikeable as possible at […]
Movie Mastery – Prisoners of the Ghostland (2021)
Movie Mastery – Prisoners of the Ghostland (2021) Nic Cage in a movie that seemed to be tailor made to have Nic Cage in it while simultaneously unsure of what […]
Movie Mastery – Star Leaf (2015)
Movie Mastery – Star Leaf (2015) A stoner horror movie that doesn’t attempt to even remotely be scary but also doesn’t lean into the stoner comedy aspect either. Just a […]
Movie Mastery – Sinister Squad (2016)
Movie Mastery – Sinister Squad (2016) A cash grab mockbuster of Suicide Squad about fairy tale villains fighting against the forces of Death. A sentence that makes this absolute boring […]
Movie Mastery – War-Gods of the Deep
Movie Mastery – War-Gods of the Deep For a while in the 60’s there was a trend of Edgar Allan Poe stories getting turned into movies starring Vincent Price. Then […]
Movie Mastery – Warriors of Virtue (1997)
Movie Mastery – Warriors of Virtue Trying to cash in on the Ninja Turtles and Power Rangers but having none of the charm and fun that made those work. With […]
Movie Mastery – Cats Don’t Dance (1997)
Movie Mastery – Cats Don’t Dance (1997) We just keep randomly getting animated movies for some reason. Blessedly, this one is not a low budget European turd but a fairly […]
Movie Mastery – Millionaire Dogs (1999)
Movie Mastery – Millionaire Dogs (1999) A German animated film about the dangers of wealth and the corruption of morality. Just kidding. Some dogs get a mansion and then do […]
Movie Mastery – Sir Billi (2012)
Movie Mastery – Sir Billi (2012) The final film from beloved actor Sean Connery and the first feature length animated film from Scotland. It is also so bafflingly terrible that […]
Movie Mastery – Krull (1983)
Movie Mastery – Krull (1983) The cult classic fantasy/action/sci-fi film that that had some awesome ideas and also some poor execution. At least we get a young Liam Neeson that […]
Movie Mastery – Robin-B-Hood (2006)
Movie Mastery – Robin-B-Hood (2006) We take a look at a Jackie Chan movie that revolves around two professional thieves that become unlikely parents when they steal a baby. Hijinks […]
Movie Mastery – The Ice Pirates (1984)
Movie Mastery – The Ice Pirates A swashbuckling, fantasy, space opera, comedy that fails to effectively be any of those things. But hey, it’s got a young Ron Perlman and […]
Movie Mastery – Godzilla: Final Wars (2004)
Movie Mastery – Godzilla: Final Wars (2004) Godzilla runs a victory lap around all of his various kaiju nemeses in this 50th anniversary film. Plus some added in aliens, mutants, […]
Movie Mastery – Batman: Assault on Arkham (2014)
Movie Mastery – Assault on Arkham (2014) A Batman movie with almost no Batman. This is an animated Suicide Squad film based on the Arkham games where they got to […]
Movie Mastery – The Toy (1982)
Movie Mastery – The Toy I thought when we rolled into getting to watch a Richard Pryor film that it would be a nice treat. It was, sadly, not.
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