Finally, we get to meet the hookah-smoking man.  The mysterious figure that everyone knows to be scared of, the … dude who’s obsessed with soup.  It’s the tale of Dannik Jerriko, racer of wrestle cars and lover of sitting on his ass doing nothing, in today’s thrilling episode of Expounded Universe!

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